tweet accompli

An accomplished, presumably irreversible deed or fact; a thing already done by announcing it on Twitter.

A fait accompli accomplished via Tweet.

Even though he hadn't proposed, their engagement was a tweet accompli once she announced it on her Twitter page.

by The KLH September 19, 2010

Grand Theft Lotto

A small branch of Americo Online that does nothing and is just there for the hell of it. And when GTL actually gets something done, it's not usually noticed anyway.

No, I didn't say Grand Theft Auto, I said Grand Theft Lotto, you fucktard.

by Americo August 17, 2004

Grand Theft

The act of hooking up with a girl after cockblocking your friend while the female is already engaged in a prior relationship.

Megan has a boyfriend, but my friend tried to hook up with her. Not only did I hook up with her, but found out later she was married. I definitely performed a grand theft.

by dp mcdaniels May 11, 2010

Grand Theft Auto

The game that turns even the most intelligent and polite guys into angry fools as they scream about failing another mission involving shooting hookers and crack addicts.

Hey, did you hear about that kid Leroy?
Nah, what's wrong?
He hasn't left his house for two weeks and his girlfriend issued a missing person's report. Turns out he's just been playing GTA San Andreas the whole time.

by C-notezzz$$ July 23, 2005

Tweet Tard

Anyone who doesn't understnd the 140 character limit of Twitter

So the other day I was totally on the highway and this stupid car cut me off I was like what the fuck and I swerved over. Needless to say I…….

Sorry about that last Tweet. I’m such a tweet tard

by phiberosmosis September 12, 2009

Grand Theft Auto

A game that people play to make themselves feel important when they aren't. Highly overrated by the public. Winning awards it may have otherwise not have had it not been for the mass killing sprees and liscensed music involved in the game.

Person A: I love Grand Theft Auto and shooting all thems people up!
Person B: Man Grand Theft Auto sucks ass.

by Gabriel C. September 3, 2005

Tweet Storm

When some activists on Twitter decides to go full retard and organize a "Tweet storm" like it's a real IRL demonstration.

There's a Tweet storm tomorrow to demonstrate against a new bill

by Norwack April 4, 2015