Turtle Dicking

When someone is wearing a face mask, but their nose is popping out

Look at Tom, he is turtle dicking in the office

by jackwagonjoe November 13, 2020

Turn dogs

The hot dogs you get at the turn on a golf course.

“Dude you played like garbage on the front 9.”

“I know I only came for the turn dogs”

by peteypablo21 January 17, 2022

turkic pushback

something that ISP (ISometimesuPload) said and told people to not search on urban dictionary, but you did

ISP: Okay bois, the turkic pushback!
You (probably): ok

by hywaree August 10, 2023

Dick Turkey

An insult that you call someone who "Gobbles the Dick". A synonym for "fag" or "homo".

Person 1: "Andy is really whipped by his girlfriend"
Person 2: "What a dick turkey"

by CK1629 January 23, 2010

Soviet Turkey Gobbler

the act of watching hockey with a russian girl or any girl who is or who's family is from the former Soviet Union, pulling out a large turkey leg beating it with her until she is unconscious then proceeding to eat her out while yelling *gobble gobble gobble*

Guy #1: BRUH I just gave that fine russian piece of meat a mean Soviet Turkey Gobbler she never even knew what hit her!!

Guy#2: Niiiiiiiice job bruh!!

by jim567483 December 26, 2011

aidan turner

Aidan Turner is a devilishly handsome man. Known for his role Kili in the hobbit and Ross Poldark in the show Poldark. He is well known for his long dark curly hair and big smile.

Person 1: "look at that guys curly dark hair"
Person 2: "that's Aidan Turner"
Person 1: "ahh"

by the_names_kendra February 5, 2017

kentucky turnstile

A certain pile of dead bodies.

"Jus' walk on trough that ther' kentucky turnstile to git on that ther' train."

by TrikyDickyAintPicky February 16, 2017