The stem and bowl of a bong/waterpipe when one engages in the filthy act of unclogging the bowl by blowing through the bottom end of the stem in order to expel burnt herbal debris.
Out of haste, the poor man decided to play the stoner trumpet rather than properly clean his piece with alcohol and salt.
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A thick tart who likes the taste but is not presentable to your mates. (Mentally, cos physically they would. Wouldn't they? I did!
My last shag was a bit of a fuck trumpet so I had to dump her as soon as she opened her mouth. (What a shame.)
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Get the Trumpster Fire mug.The act of placing one's hand over their posterior region during flatulence to prevent poop from coming out.
I was taking a mean piss at work the other day and felt something hot, REAL hot, close to the temperature of the sun. I pulled out the trumpet choke just in time to save my new boxers briefs.
by drix September 8, 2006
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I was talking about how the Mueller Report did not exonerate the president, and my 65 year old MAGA hat wearing uncle threw a Trumpertantrum, and stormed out.
The President of the United States threw a Trumpertantrum after hearing that his tax returns must finally be reviewed and made public.
The President of the United States threw a Trumpertantrum after hearing that his tax returns must finally be reviewed and made public.
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I so shoved my wiener in her hot pocket, while she was upside down in the closet, hanging on for dear life, and I was like "Yeah! now this is an African Trumpet Reversal"
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