Definitions by drix

Malakii moment 

A very dumb answer, non comprehensive moment. Typically not understanding the easiest statements or questions

Oh my god, hes having a Malakii moment

Malakii moment by Drix December 28, 2021

Trumpet Choke

The act of placing one's hand over their posterior region during flatulence to prevent poop from coming out.

I was taking a mean piss at work the other day and felt something hot, REAL hot, close to the temperature of the sun. I pulled out the trumpet choke just in time to save my new boxers briefs.

Trumpet Choke by drix September 8, 2006

Myspace Personality 

Someone who has a drastically different personality in real life when compared to myspace comments. Many post comments and use words they would never use in real life and attempt to have a sense of humor.

Eric, dude, I met that chick from myspace last night, she was NOTHING like her Myspace Personality! The chick was quiet and talked a lot about paper pulp.

Myspace Personality by drix August 23, 2006

Diesel 

The "non-lite" version of any beer or mixer. Usually said with a surprising tone

Damn! You're drinkin' Bud diesel tonight? One of my buddies lost his vision from a twelver' of the diesel

Diesel by Drix June 6, 2005

chawcs 

refers to mushroom chocolates, which are magic mushrooms put into chocolate to cover up their rank taste. Can also also be used in a similar way as headie

i was trippin on those chawcs for the whole day.
schools cancelled, chawcs.

chawcs by drix May 13, 2005

WOT

I. A chick that seems cool at first but turns out to be complete waste of time (WOT).

II. A tease.

Yeah I took that chick home...She popped out her precious coin collection so I took split. What a fuckin' WOT!

WOT by Drix February 25, 2005

grayed out 

Approaching the point of no return during a night of drinking. A few drinks from being blacked out. Freestyle rapping, dancing, and making out with fat chicks may be typical behavior of being grayed out

Damnit Scott!! You should've took that 1.75 away from me last night..I ended up grayed out with fat strippers in my face. I woke up hungover in an Apache helicopter .

grayed out by Drix February 24, 2005