Tooldom

The state or status of being a total, and complete tool. Many people share this outlook of the guidos from Jersey Shore, Brett Michaels, Chad Kroeger from Nickelback, Kanye West, and various other celebrities. Most people (including the aforementioned) who achieve this position cannot help but continually act in such a manner that only further increases there tooldom and there infamous reputations for being a tool.

Guy 1: "I think i should cover my truck in harley stickers, drape my last name across the entire windshield, and get my ears pierced with pipe-wrench shaped earings like that fag, Steve."

Guy 2: "Yeah, then you will have achieved complete tooldom."

by jeffrotull87 February 10, 2012

Toolkit

Something I'm good at being. I also do toolbag, toolshed, toolbox, and tool factory just as well if somebody don't like tools.

Welcome to the tool factory, I see you brought the toolkit with you to hammer some nails back in their places.

by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016

fat tool

A fat person who tries to make it seam like they are ripped and so strong in front of other people. Often they attempt to down on others that are ripped like no ones business and have no body fat by saying "I'm bigger than you I could break your bones" but the truth of the matter is that the fat tool is coated in fat and attempting and failing to disguise it as muscle until they make the fatal mistake of taking off there shirt for the whole world to see that there "muscle" fails at life and is very limited and hiding under a thick layer of fat.

example of a fat tool:

kid: dude how much can you leg press and how many crunches can you do in a minute?

ripped kid: Yeah I can leg press 600lbs and 150 crunches in a minute on a ok day

fat tool: no you can't your too skinny you have no muscle

ripped kid: Dude your a fucking fat tool, thats all fat you loser you suck at life *shows fat tool and kid cut 6 pack* weres your 6 pack fat tool? Oh thats right you don't have one you fat tool all you have is a big fat keg!!!

fat tool: *Crying* I wish I was ripped like ripped kid! *Runs off Crying*

by rower200 May 24, 2009

douche tool

someone that sucks at life.

"Stop cutting me off you douche tool."

by Mission Maker April 13, 2006

multi-tool

Someone who is beyond the concept of moron. Is so mentally challenged that they cannot even be called a "spanner". They are instead called by so many tools that it needs to be encompaased by several tools at once.

"Dude, you are such a multi-tool."
"A what?"
"You just proved my point."

by Friedrich February 22, 2003

Toolsmith

1.) a tool or jerk who recruits other tools or jerks.

did you see that guy talking to those tools? - guy yah i totally did i think he's a toolsmith - friend of guy

by Drock78 November 27, 2012

toolsie

A hooper that everybody likes and and some love.

Raj Toolsie is a king

by $o$a August 31, 2017