twastered

getting straight up wasted

Dude we were SO twastered after all that Patron.

by gel&k8bros September 9, 2010

Toaster

Where your toast comes from

"Hey dude where did you get that burnt bread from"
"Oh this just from my toaster"

by Black Dragon! September 13, 2015

Fork in a toaster

worlds greatest band
based in cny

www . myspace . com / forkinatoasterband fork in a toaster

by forkinatoaster July 28, 2009

Toasted Marshmallow Shake

A toasted marshmallow shake is a an anal creampie. The toasted part comes from being in the anus.

Billy bob is banging his wife in the ass. I cant wait till he comes so i can have a Toasted Marshmallow Shake

by Zoy Rigler June 26, 2009

Toaster Fucker

A person who masturbates at the smell of burnt toast.
One who has a toaster fetish.
One who squanches with a toaster cable (toaster attached).

Deek check at guys face he can totally smell at toast the dirty "toaster fucker"

Deek at all them pigeons eating round that guys crotch guaranteed "toaster fucker".

Did he no order any? what a "toaster fucker".

by Cormdawg April 22, 2017

toaster strudel

The act of jizzing on a girl's back after having sex with her doggy style.

After I fucked my bitch from behind, I gave her a toaster strudel.

by PocketRocket2021 September 25, 2011

the toaster

When a man and a women have intercourse the women gets up to leave and the man throws a toaster at her head

I finished the job then i did the toaster and knocked her out cold!

by Toasting4Life January 22, 2009