Toddler

small little maniacs

these toddlers are really scary especially when they sense weakness in you. Trust me, they are not as innocent as they look like.

by Nathan177 August 27, 2022

tiddlywhip

A tiddlywhip is when a man ejaculates into a butthole and then continues to fuck it vigorously to make a whip cream type consistency of the cum. The man then wipes the cum off his penis on to the nipple the nipples of his partner.

I hear you're a real freak Stephanie. I would love to tiddlywhip you this weekend.

by Deadlydecaf October 16, 2022

Tiddie

Slang (US) and therefore uneducated - for Tit, titties, breasts, boobs, norks

Yo dude, see that biatch wid the great tiddies?

by TheDefinernator October 19, 2022

Toddler

A person with no sexual experience;
Virgin;
People have to teach them how to appreciate another's body.
They are usually slow learners

I don't want to sleep with Mark, because he is a toddler in bed.

by Dimdimdash December 5, 2022

toddler

Person who wears oversized clothes, is fascinated by shiny things, and is in desperate need of a father figure. Weirdly obsessed with cartoon characters.

Somebody tell that toddler his XXXL SpongeBoB airbrushed t-shirt is cool.

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 24, 2023

toddler

an annoying ass kid who cries over everything

man im bouta kick yo toddler ass back into where you came from

by mcgdvdhsuwgdgx July 19, 2023

Toddlerism

A word or sentence, said by a toddler or small child, that is either mispronounced or outlandishly incorrect.
Examples include: elevator=alligator, stegosaurus=stickysaurus, tornado=tomato, periodic table=pee on the table, and star wars=saw horse.

My son said a hilarious toddlerism yesterday. He called a concrete mixer a commie! mixer

by YummyTerror8259 August 22, 2023