Toad Fucker

To fuck ugly people on a regular basis

To go out of your way to fuck ugly people.

Janet: Oh my god, she is such a toad fucker, she loves fucking ugly people

Jean: yeah seriously she is a toad fucker, did u see the state of him?

Jack: Sean you are a toad fucker, that girl was minging

Sean:I love fucking ugly girls they do more

by YeahIWentThere August 24, 2010

Bang Toasted

a word that is said after a diss. Use it instead of boom roasted.

I'm gonna stomp you down to the ground BANG TOASTED

by latinbored February 10, 2010

Fap on Toast

The art of fapping on a piece of toast. Used to trick others by making them believe that a similar substances (mayonnaise, cream cheese, etc.) is actually spread across the toast.

Brosef: Breakfast is ready!
Brodaunt: Thanks dude!...dude this tastes like fap juice
Brosef: It's Fap on Toast!
Brodaunt: Fuck.

by King of Fappers '94 December 9, 2010

fatty fatty toad boy

A term which originated from the British comedy series 'The Office' and has grown to become synonymous with Thomas Cavanagh, alluding to his weight and demeanour.

Thomas A. Cavanagh is a fatty fatty toad boy.

by Tom A. Cavanagh May 21, 2008

toast well

the holes in a toaster where bread goes

(no shit!!)

don't stick ur finger in the toast well, son

by Nige C January 30, 2004

Toad rage

An unorthodox burst of hatred and aggression towards amphibians.

Karl: "Fuck you Salamander! I fucking hate you, you fucking wanker! I'm going to kill everyone in your fucking family nobwipe!"

Brett: "Dude, Karl has some serious toad rage. He should get it sorted out."

Neville: "I hear dat bra."

by Biscuits92 January 31, 2009

toaster oven syndrome

A multipurpose item that fails to perform either function correctly.

I have a boat the suffers from toaster oven syndrome. It's supposed to be a sailboat and a powerboat yet doesn't sail or motor well. I hate using it.

by sailski March 3, 2010