Top Balls

Top balls is when something is of high quality. It's the opposite of when you would sigh "oh balls" in disgust.

I've done so much for this guy. He owes me. His gift had better be Top Balls.

by flapjackfaceslap December 2, 2016

you're top

When people say "you're top" they mean you're awesome

You bup your mate a drink, he replies with "you're top mate"

by AlyxTheSuperwholock February 4, 2017

Jizz Topping

Decorating a dessert with cum - usually a man's. See Oil Glazing for when it's a woman's

Her cake was rather bland till he applied some jizz topping to it.

by MeLicksalot November 11, 2014

running top

the sexual movement of giving head

"did she give u head," "yeah she was running top."

by dingdongsoloooong May 14, 2018

Bonnet Top

This is a insult in the north and basically mean you have a dead trim

You absolute bonnet top

by misterrjosh October 24, 2020

top hawk

a mohawk in which only the top is spiked, the back is left limp(optional)

the frontal liberty is a modified top hawk

by lilGOTH of chicago January 21, 2009

Top Brutus

The formal term used to refer to CSchelz. The term describes his exceptional ability to be better at everything than anyone who dares challenge him.

Hey are you also driving to the Grotto? No, I’m CSchelz, the Top Brutus, I fly, and no economy seats 😎

by TALKBOUTDAT October 23, 2022