A giant rat that lives in a weird school that cant afford to get a exterminator.
The gym was buzzing with the usual chaos of kids running around, but then Kenza's eyes widened as she spotted something unusual. A giant rat, the size of a small dog, was perched precariously on the roof of the gym. It looked like it had been feasting on some serious gym snacks.
The janitor, Mr. Thompson, was a no-nonsense kind of guy. He saw the rat and, without missing a beat, grabbed his broom. With the precision of an Olympic javelin thrower, he hurled the broom at the rat. The broom hit its mark, and the rat tumbled down, landing with a thud on the gym floor. The kids erupted in a mix of cheers and screams.
But that wasn't the end of it. A few days later, during a particularly boring assembly, Kenza noticed the rat again. This time, it was lurking near the bleachers, right next to where all the 6th graders were sitting. Everyone was oblivious, except for one brave 7th grader who let out a blood-curdling scream, "RAT!" The entire gym went into a frenzy, with kids scrambling to get away from the bleachers.
The gym was buzzing with the usual chaos of kids running around, but then Kenza's eyes widened as she spotted something unusual. A giant rat, the size of a small dog, was perched precariously on the roof of the gym. It looked like it had been feasting on some serious gym snacks.
The janitor, Mr. Thompson, was a no-nonsense kind of guy. He saw the rat and, without missing a beat, grabbed his broom. With the precision of an Olympic javelin thrower, he hurled the broom at the rat. The broom hit its mark, and the rat tumbled down, landing with a thud on the gym floor. The kids erupted in a mix of cheers and screams.
But that wasn't the end of it. A few days later, during a particularly boring assembly, Kenza noticed the rat again. This time, it was lurking near the bleachers, right next to where all the 6th graders were sitting. Everyone was oblivious, except for one brave 7th grader who let out a blood-curdling scream, "RAT!" The entire gym went into a frenzy, with kids scrambling to get away from the bleachers.
Dance kid: ugh PE is so bad what do u even do?
PE kid: I watch janitors throw brooms at giant gym rats.
PE kid: I watch janitors throw brooms at giant gym rats.
by anonymous February 26, 2025
Get the giant gym ratmug. I panic gym, you panic gym, we all panic gym. That situation when you spontaneously decide to go out/you're know you're getting laid later/other and you look in the mirror to find your muffin top staring back at you. 'Panic gymming' is a desperate attempt to reverse the damage when it's already too late.
by strandedharper April 20, 2017
Get the Panic Gymmingmug. by gymterminator September 2, 2022
Get the Non gym-usermug. Gym Budgie (noun):
A gym-goer who spends more time admiring their own reflection than actually working out. Just like a budgerigar parrot obsessing over its own image in a mirror, the Gym Budgie flexes, adjusts their tank top, and checks every possible angle—because gains don’t count unless they’re seen. Often spotted near the dumbbell rack, striking poses between sets of mirror curls.
A gym-goer who spends more time admiring their own reflection than actually working out. Just like a budgerigar parrot obsessing over its own image in a mirror, the Gym Budgie flexes, adjusts their tank top, and checks every possible angle—because gains don’t count unless they’re seen. Often spotted near the dumbbell rack, striking poses between sets of mirror curls.
“Bro, did you even lift, or are you just here for a staring contest with yourself?”
“Nah, he’s a total Gym Budgie.”
“Nah, he’s a total Gym Budgie.”
by ms1604 February 28, 2025
Get the Gym budgiemug. Leroy: dafuq? y u smiling that much?
Gym guy: I was at the gym today. It‘s the goddamn after gym smile.
Leroy: okay got it.
Gym guy: I was at the gym today. It‘s the goddamn after gym smile.
Leroy: okay got it.
by U5eriou5 September 19, 2019
Get the After gym smilemug. when you've pooped recently and then go work out and while working out develop an intense irressistable ass itch that won't quit without the fiercest of scratching.
Monday I ate chili, tuesday afternoon I took a big shit then went to the gym. On the elliptical I had itchy gym butt something terrible.
by Kanisha J. January 22, 2014
Get the itchy gym buttmug. Gym Gator:
One who hits the gym Hard,
One who really sweats it out in the gym,
One who doesn’t waste time in the gym,
One who comes in gym positive and doesn’t care who is watching or talking about him .
One who hits the gym Hard,
One who really sweats it out in the gym,
One who doesn’t waste time in the gym,
One who comes in gym positive and doesn’t care who is watching or talking about him .
His a gym gator, he always comes in and doesn’t waste time chatting, he hits the gym, he always comes in with a positive work out attitude , he doesn’t care if people are talking about him or watching him, his goal is to hit the gym and nothing else.
by B.4.U. October 17, 2021
Get the Gym gatormug.