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put balls on your chest

A mixture of the phrases 'put hair on your chest' and 'grow some balls' and maybe the phrase 'put hair on your balls' numerous phrases to emphasise the need to grow up, or be brave or strong. Also a mockery of chesticles as putting balls on your chest would mean growing breasts in theory
Drink this it will put balls on your chest
by Cjleyland May 15, 2020
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Chest Chug

Verb: when a women’s cleavage gulps a dick like a thirsty seeing eye dog gulps water after being obediently stuck to his blind owners side for 48 hours
I can’t make the photo shoot , I chest chugged Phillip all night and now I have a bruise under my chin”
by Gnome 3248 September 24, 2021
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complex chest geometry

She’s got the most complex chest geometry I’ve ever seen.
by S’mores January 24, 2023
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Bap-chest

verb
to bap-chest is to be splashed in the heart with water as a form of publicizing one's acceptance of Jesus into their heart
"Hey dude, I recently got bap-chested. It was epic."
"I know you're religious, so have you thought about getting your children bap-chested?"
"And now, we will commence the bap-chesting" *epic throws holy water on bap-chestee*
by ahahahah1356 August 23, 2019
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Chest Bimpie

Passionate caressing of the chest with no lubricants, usually after a thorough cleaning or nap. Often is extremely painful and requires strong hands. It’s most commonly used amongst young men with unknown sexual orientation.
Hey man I hope this doesn’t change how you feel about me but, can you give me a tender chest bimpie? I just took a long nap and am feeling unsure about my sexual orientation.
by Poopsnitch69 January 25, 2024
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Treasure Chest

“Hey mate! Thank Christ of Friday, how bout we piss off early and pick up a treasure chest”

Sorry about the mess, you’d think I’ve made a treasure chest, with all me Golds laying around
by NicM94 September 14, 2022
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Send Chest Day

Where a guy will send his chest even if he has no abs!
I was so happy when my boyfriend participated in Send Chest Day!
by Chill_Box May 12, 2021
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