Seafood

For gay men - humorous term for sexually adventurous Navy men

Let’s go to Oceanside and find some seafood. Fleet’s in!

by anonymous April 6, 2024

Seafood Boil

Originated by someone who can’t decide which man she wants to lie down with. A Seafood boil is someone who has so many diseases from the man humans she has slept with. pH high, BD count high, radioactive and stinky on high too, makes lovely peaches look like child’s play.

Osh: “Man my girl left me for my best friend bro…
Baniel and Aniya : “She’s a seafood boil bro!”
Haiden: “And she ugly!!”

by Aaa0024 April 30, 2024

Seafood Hustle

The hustle performed by Arya Stark as she sold oysters, clams, and cockles.

Arya Stark did the seafood hustle. "Oysters, clams, and cockles!" she called.

by dancingmonkey1 June 12, 2024

Seafood cannoli

When you creampie a rank chickenhead who needs to douche but she so nasty she leave the cream in like a cannoli

Man layoya got a seafood cannoli last night.

by 13thGhost February 11, 2026

Seafloor Spreading

The act of spreading someone’s legs or ass cheeks on the seafloor. It is also a ritual that all our ancestors used to perform water sports.

Vyrra: Hi babe, let’s do some Seafloor Spreading this summer!
Zhongli: Sure babe *spreads ass cheeks*

by SeafloorSpreader November 14, 2024

Seafood Delight

When you eat out a girl’s unwashed coochie and she has crabs.

Guy 1: My girl got crabs, I’m gonna be eating a seafood delight tonight!

Guy 2 Disgusting

by Karminium November 25, 2024

Seafood Delight

When you’re eating a girl’s unwashed coochie and she has crabs, combining two different types of seafood into one glorious meal

“I’m so hungry, thank god this girl is dirty so I can have myself some seafood delight.”

by Karminium November 25, 2024