dung sprayer

1) Someone, usually a politician that is totally full of shit.

2) How a hippopotamus relieves itself of feces.

Guy #1: Did you hear that "healthcare" jive that Obama is trying to pull over everyone's eyes?

Guy #2: Yeah, more like socialized medicine. What a dishonest fraud!

Guy #3: Dung sprayer is more like it!

by Paolo Maldini July 23, 2009

Shraya

an interesting intellectual with cool hair and an obsession for mythical creatures; such as the unicorn

also known as "Debbie"

"0MG! Shraya tells me cool things!"

by whaaaaaaaaaaaaa??? May 27, 2008

Spraying Mantis

A Spraying Mantis is what occurs when you are about to blow your load into your girl's mouth and you pull out and spray it all over her face instead, striking a mantis-like pose right as you jizz. *On a sidenote, make sure she doesn't bite the head off your dick afterward, females have been known to do that*

"So she said she would only give you a BJ? I hope you punished that bitch with a Spraying Mantis!"

by Ya dumb fuck May 16, 2010

spray mud

hot burning diarreah. piss from the ass

i at some spoiled meat and had to go spray mud

by sprA mud July 19, 2003

stay crispy

To be hot shit, alert and on top of everything. Only the finest can stay crispy while the masses lose it and turn soggy. You're the man! If you are crispy, then you have great swagger.

1. Hey Mike, I like what you are doing, stay crispy!

2. I'll catch you guys later, stay crispy!

by the original hot carl August 19, 2009

stay wild moon child

something to say to a person when you never want them to change. Mostly a crazy person who is feeling down or is been bullied.

"Today Harper called me a weirdo." I said to my mom. She looked at me, her green eyes puzzled . She snuggled me and said "Stay wild moon child."

by SleekBaeLOL January 24, 2018

Straydar

noun, (stra-dahr): The unintentional ability to spot (or attract) stray or unaccompanied dogs or cats when driving, walking or during one's lunch hour, prompting the need to always have a leash and pet treats in the auto. This may also include the ability to become a magnet for lost pets that other people have found but are not sure what to do with them. There is no cure once one becomes afflicted with "straydar".

Natalie's straydar was really strong today; she found 3 stray animals in three different places as she was driving home from work!

by whatupdogs December 31, 2011