Steedman'd

When you want to play CSGO but your bird facetimes you before you can log on.

Colin: "Here bro you coming on CS the now for a 5 man?"

Conor: "Sorry bro i can't, I am steedman'd right now."

by Lil Bronx June 12, 2020

sheed gaskujem

The act of not being able to type and/or spell on some form of internet correspondence (IRC, IM, forums etc). Can be shortened to just 'sheed'. Sheed gaskujem is used as the response when someone says something particularly incoherent.

XoLeRaS I WNET TO JAHMEKKUH FOR VAYCAYSHUN ONEC AND DAY SED HEY MON AND SO I WUZ LIKE FUQSAQ J0UR ASSCLITSAX RASTANBOOEYZ!!! DEN DEY PUT MUHAYAZZ BACK ON DE PLAYNE HOME..
Cyb sheed gaskujem?

by Cyb February 20, 2003

'Sheed rule

An NBA policy as of the 2006-2007 season which seeks to penalize NBA players for post-whistle argument with NBA officials. It is generally accepted this rule is largely the product of, and aimed at Detroit Piston Rasheed Wallace, known for his colorful behavior on the court.

What was that tech all about?

Damn this new 'Sheed Rule!!!

by Sam Falik March 25, 2007

Seedy Noon

Will Noon, the seediest guy around.

Person: Aw look at this picture of fun.
Person 2: Who is that in the background?
Person: OHH ITS SEEDY NOON!

by blahblahblah58 August 4, 2012

Smeedophilia

When your name is smeed, have a ford transit van and you are attracted to little kids.

Oi fam that kids look dashing 👀
Mate you've got smeedophilia

by BlackTV August 19, 2017

Saeed binginaid

Saeed binginaid is a retard midget small mudda fucka who fakes his anger problems and uses his mates to help pull the ‘gyal’

Saeed binginaid is so annoying i hate him

by Sycho man June 11, 2019

seedy

Being 'seedy' is the result of smoking lots of weed from last night.

Australian slang

Dude last night i had 10 cones, im feeling so seedy rn

by massiveslayerpeen69 March 9, 2020