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status dismorphia

a take on the term body dismorphia, status dismorphia is a state of mind where one does not recognise ones own hotness or eligibility in a love match, assuming the object of your affection is out of your reach. usually your friends have to remind you that you are, in fact, way too good for the other person.
'dude, that hottie is NEVER going to go out with me, i am so not in her league'

'what's with the status dismorphia?? you're the editor of s tyle magazine, she is the intern'
by nink February 7, 2008
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Bomb Status

1. An adjective derived from the word bomb.
2. Used mostly in Nor*Cal, in particular the northern part of the Bay Area.
1. Dude that shit was Bomb Status. Quick, let's do it again!!
by Will Busch April 23, 2006
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money status

when you have lots of cash.
Yo i got that money status on lock kid.
by harnett March 20, 2009
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Status

an event or thing that punks you out and is disrespectful on so many freakin levels.
He statused the hell out of me when he said I had no game!
by T-Money & J Sweezy December 9, 2010
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status

a word used to describe something..usally goes after an adjective
Ex.1

Max: yo John your fro looks crazy status today

Ex.2

John: whoaa that girl is amazingg status :O !


Ex.3

Max: do you have change for a 100$ bill?

John: lol you must be crazy bro..i'm not rich status
by asdf;lkjasdf;lkjasdf;lkj February 4, 2009
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Status Kos

The neo-liberal status quo maintained on DailyKos by ridiculing those whose ideas differ from the majority.
I tried to write an insightful diary about how the queer rights movement has been hijacked by gay marriage activists, but people kept telling me I was a "concern troll." I guess what I have to say just doesn't fit into the Status Kos.
by DonBito March 7, 2009
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The iPhone Status Gang

Where a person uses their iPhone for everything. (Whether it's for taking pictures, video, Facebook status updates, etc.) It usually refers to people that rely on their iPhone for everything. If anything should happen to it, they lose their iPhone status and fall into the category of "loser". You usually find them hanging out together in gangs. They use FaceTime, even when they are in the same room as one another. They tend to steal free wi-fi from Starbucks just to achieve this task. To get into this gang and achieve a status of "cool" you have to own an iPhone and buy every issue of "iPhone Life" and learn everything about the phone and become a fast texter...
"I'm now afficially apart of "The iPhone Status Gang"-girl

"Welcome to the gang!"-boy
by dudelistico2012 August 7, 2011
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