sparkled

when you solve your friendship problems like twilight sparkle

Adam: Bentley has been real distant recently so i sparkled him and now we're gonna be closer friends now
Michael: thats awesome man

by TheCheesestick February 10, 2024

sharklepony

A festival favorite; Much like the sparkle pony?however once you’re lured you quickly realize there’s no sparkle, this type on pony often jumps from supplier to supplier with nothing to offer, whilst also corralling other mates and claiming “polyamory “ is why she can homie hop with no remorse. Claims to be inlove with whoever has the biggest bag. Will talk bad about people close behind their backs, will suck everything from the atmosphere and leave nothing. You will feel bad because they “know no better”

Not a unicorn. Not quite a sparkle pony.

Homie 1, social setting*: “Yo, that chicks a mad sharklepony did you hear how she’s been at so and sos forever and couldn’t even wash a dish, can never find his shit?”

So and sos, homie 2: “Yeah man she did all my shit and then got a ride out with my homie (3) for a lick. I haven’t heard from her in days.

Homie 3, supplier “she did all my dishes on day one, she’s inlove with me, this chicks wack, take her back.”

5 days later after homie 1 & 3 are done

Sharklepony: “I have nowhere to go and don’t feel good and I’m easy and cute, I dont have any money, I have nothing to offer but can you put me up and get me high again? I love you, I’m poly I swear!”

Homie 2: feels bad* cycle repeats. Everyone forgives and forgets (insert Pong theme song*)

by MunchMuch February 18, 2024

Snarkle

To aggressively choke on a large quantity of concrete.

"My friend is in the hospital cause he snarkled on some concrete I had just started making."

by Nimpent April 9, 2024

Sparkle DILF

A multi-gender attracted male (bi, pan, etc.) who is flamboyant, yet also a DILF (Daddy I Love to Fuck). Often times, a "Sparkle DILF" is a girl-dad or a father who doesn't support strict gender roles.

"My pansexual father is a Sparkle DILF."

by Eris Silver May 25, 2024

Sparkle Tits

The act of putting pegs on your nipples, often posted on various social media platforms such as X/Twitter.

Usually clothes pegs made from eco friendly wood.

Dave: "Did you get any last night?"

Graham: "No but I did see some Sparkle Tits on twitter"

by PegsForNips June 3, 2024

Sparkle pony

A turd after you've eaten or drank something with gold flakes or glitter in it.

Dude, you should've seen the coil that Dennis threw after drinking a bottle of Goldschlager. What a sparkle pony.

by CapitanSeaman June 6, 2024

Sparkle_gelatine

Sparkle_gelatine is a really nice british gal with a robot obsession!
She’s also bi
Hi LDF!🖕
Hi star :3♥️
Hi max🔥🔥🔥🔥

Sparkle_gelatine is so sigma

by Sparkle_gelatine October 23, 2024