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A festival favorite; Much like the sparkle pony?however once you’re lured you quickly realize there’s no sparkle, this type on pony often jumps from supplier to supplier with nothing to offer, whilst also corralling other mates and claiming “polyamory “ is why she can homie hop with no remorse. Claims to be inlove with whoever has the biggest bag. Will talk bad about people close behind their backs, will suck everything from the atmosphere and leave nothing. You will feel bad because they “know no better”
Not a unicorn. Not quite a sparkle pony.
Not a unicorn. Not quite a sparkle pony.
Homie 1, social setting*: “Yo, that chicks a mad sharklepony did you hear how she’s been at so and sos forever and couldn’t even wash a dish, can never find his shit?”
So and sos, homie 2: “Yeah man she did all my shit and then got a ride out with my homie (3) for a lick. I haven’t heard from her in days.
Homie 3, supplier “she did all my dishes on day one, she’s inlove with me, this chicks wack, take her back.”
5 days later after homie 1 & 3 are done
Sharklepony: “I have nowhere to go and don’t feel good and I’m easy and cute, I dont have any money, I have nothing to offer but can you put me up and get me high again? I love you, I’m poly I swear!”
Homie 2: feels bad* cycle repeats. Everyone forgives and forgets (insert Pong theme song*)
So and sos, homie 2: “Yeah man she did all my shit and then got a ride out with my homie (3) for a lick. I haven’t heard from her in days.
Homie 3, supplier “she did all my dishes on day one, she’s inlove with me, this chicks wack, take her back.”
5 days later after homie 1 & 3 are done
Sharklepony: “I have nowhere to go and don’t feel good and I’m easy and cute, I dont have any money, I have nothing to offer but can you put me up and get me high again? I love you, I’m poly I swear!”
Homie 2: feels bad* cycle repeats. Everyone forgives and forgets (insert Pong theme song*)
by MunchMuch February 18, 2024
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