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faulkner facinasion stage

Females usually have long hair because they are stuck in the faulkner facinasion stage. This is a critical, and can be potentially dangerous stage that the famous pyschologist Sigmund Freud accidentally missed out. In extreme circumstances, females can be obsessive about anything military related and are highly volatile but entirely useless.

note. girls obsessed with military with cropped hair are not suffering from this unfortunate stage, there is no need for caution.
look around, the example is plentiful.

"mass failure at life caused by young girl suffering from the secret and somewhat unknown faulkner facinasion stage"
by chim of chesham August 21, 2008
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The pizza stage

When a boy asks a girl to share a pizza it means he wants to elevate it to a new level
Hey jenny wanna share a pizza,

Yay we are in the pizza stage
by bobbyli May 6, 2014
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Curse of the Stage Kiss

Two actors falling in love after kissing or making love in a movie or stage production.
Relationships like Miley Cyrus & Leim Hemsworth and Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman have fallin under the curse of the stage kiss.
by Writer@<3 April 11, 2015
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The Gruff Stage

The Gruff stage is a stage in ones life and or career where the get the fucking shit roasted out of them and our constantly messed with. It is a very hard time for everybody.
"Dude why the hell did that guys family get raped?" "Oh he's in the gruff stage."

"Holy shit that guy just got butt fucked , why would that happen?'' "Oh he's in the gruff stage." "Oh that makes sense".
by gshud January 15, 2016
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Flip flops on stage

The use of flip flops on stage is very debatable, especially if it's a rock concert .

Makes you have mixed feelings.
Es.
"Look, Zac Carper is wearing flip flops on stage. I respect him for performing with them but it also triggers me"
by norightideas September 2, 2019
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He Should Have Stayed Sperm

A variation on He Should Have Remained Sperm
Tony Abbut is a disgrace. He should have stayed sperm.
by RTM 1963 August 8, 2021
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The three stages of life

stage 1: birth

stage 2:......WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!

stage 3:death
Tod: these are the three stages of life *explains*

Jack: oh so that explains it
by MOBILEXPLAINZ February 3, 2022
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