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Lumber slumber:
When you sleep like a log. Sound asleep. Log, lumberjack.
She fell asleep on the couch watching full house again! She's in a deep lumber slumber.
by POOBS November 13, 2013
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ghetto slumber party

A gathering of folk usually in under developed cities and locations with poor economies.. felandering in a consensual and yet erotic manner. They congregate in run down establishments such as old condemned apartment buildings, under bridges and inside of dumpsters. They partake in mutual penetration usually on top of dirty mattresses covered in the seminal fluids of stray animals. Ghetto slumber parties have a history of massively increasing your odds of illegitimate children and the contraction of STDs, as well as potentially getting your wallet stolen. Contraception is frowned upon.
Oh shit baby run down and get a bottle of liquor and some scratch offs at the packy store.. we were invited to a ghetto slumber party!
by Ghetto slumber party June 12, 2018
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heavy slumber

Where the larger of two lovers unknowingly dozes off while plastered overtop of the smaller one, either because he is exhausted from a long day and/or the recently-completed bouncy-bouncy with the smaller person, or he simply feels so drowsy and contentedly-relaxed with the other person's warm-fleshed presence pressed firmly against him that he can't stay awake. Extra points if, the next time he sleepily stirs, he actually becomes aware that he is squashing his companion underneath him, and so he rolls gently to the side so that he can still snuggle right up against his fellow canoodler but is no longer resting his entire ponderous bulk on top of said unfortunate "human mattress". Even more kudos-points if he also firmly arm-wraps the "underneath" person as he re-positions himself back down onto the bed, so that he rolls the other person right over with him and thus maintains the heavenly warm skin-to-skin contact with his cuddle-buddy in the process.
Huge marshmallow-hearted guy: I am so glad that Tiffany is fairly sturdy-figured, since I usually drift off into a heavy slumber after we make love and/or we give each other a soothing after-shower snuggle-massage.
by QuacksO July 4, 2018
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The Slum Land

The Slum Land is an ancient civilisation of people called "Slum-Civilians".
The Slum Land is a majestic luscious landscape made of rubbish.

While The Slum Land may look poor and dirty, that is the cover layer as underneath was a golden city made of cardboard boxes and spit. The Slum Land is ruled by the god-like figure named "The Slum Lord"
I am off to visit The Slum Land for my holiday.
by thelolcitygod1 May 29, 2022
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The Slum Lord

The majestic and god-like ruler named "The Slum Lord" of the golden city of cardboard and spit named "The Slum Land". It is documented that "The Slum Lord" holds god-like powers, and the ability of "Slum-jutsu" a fighting form that they alone can master let alone use. The Slum Lord also has the ability of "Slum Ball" this is when "The Slum Lord" summons rubbish and garbage and creating a large ball that can destroy anything in it's path.
The Slum Lord has killed God with his Slum-jutsu and his Slumballs.
by thelolcitygod1 May 29, 2022
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kartoon slumber

the worlds best music artist to ever exist founder of the worst collective and juice wrld's cousin you got it thats kartoon fucking slumber
kartoon slumber i love your music it makes me curb stomp my little cousin
by pornstr March 22, 2023
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You slumber, a cucumber!

Kiddo. I was the real me when you were still in my shortpants!

Xavier 1: Hate 2 break it to ya, but I wore them first. ME bequeefed THEE, the psychopathological hand-you-downs.

Xavier 2: So YOU'RE the one who stained them!

Xavier 1: Whoever found it, browned it!

Xavier 2: You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too late; You Snoze, You Loze.

Xavier 1: You sleeped. You weeped.

Xavier 2: You naple, you get slaple.

Xavier 1: You slumber, a cucumber!

Xavier 2: You catch up on some zeds, you get out of my heads!

Xavier 2: You slumber, ham-BURGER I DON'T WANNA TALK AB
by R3APT0KYO December 19, 2023
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