Split dick syndrome

also known as Blood cock . a medical disorder where the male bleeds out of his cock everytime attempting an erection .

split dick syndrome blood cock

by dwight mchunglow February 5, 2010

solito

An Itailian surname classifying sex, or desperation for sex.

Hey Isabella, give me some Solito

by heythurrrrr July 18, 2009

banana split

Your guy comes over, he give you his banana and you ask him to leave right after.

Honey, come over and give me a banana split, I need to get to work early tomorrow.

by Ber September 7, 2006

Banana Splits

The Banana Splits--four zany animals-- were the hosts of this children's variety hour which first aired in 1968. The Banana Splits features cartoons, live action and no violence.

Did you see that episode of the Banana Splits last night?

Hell no, the Banana Splits have been off air since the '70s, idiot.

by Chris Dixon April 18, 2005

turd-splitter

A turd-splitter is a guy's anal sphincter.

Matt pushed his big dick up my turd-splitter and had a cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

lickety-split

to administer cunnilingus

I gave her lickety-split

by Jake February 4, 2004

split tail

term used for the vagina and also any male who is acting like a huge pussy.

Split Tail: "I don't feel like going out, my head hurts"

Normal Person: "Shut the fuck up you split tail mother fucker"

Noun: "What a fucking split tail"
Adjective: "Grow up you split tailled mother fucker"
Verb: "You split tailing son of a bitch"

by iseveryscreennametaken? May 29, 2007