Breast Smother

A great way to die.

Deadly Weapons is a movie about a woman who breast smothers men to death. While the acting is very poor, the breast smothering scenes are rather kinky.

by Dancing with Fire November 12, 2011

Smoothio

(noun) An extremely suave individual. Also can be used as a sarcastic, derogatory term. In the negative connotation, it is generally written in italics. Originating in Eugene, Oregon circa 1997 with the nicknaming of one "Smoothio The Cat" -- a hyperactive kitten that was quite entertaining and believed to be on a permanent drug euphoria due to ingesting catnip. The actual coining of the term is credited to Andrew of "Che Mattina" & "Dos Banos" infamy. It is now a commonly used term on Myspace.com and other blog sites and has been perpetuated by Flax, president of Smoothio Films. See also "Smoothia", the female variation of this term originated by Irene.

Look at the way that fool wears his pants -- what a Smoothio!

by Flax Glor November 30, 2006

smoothie mom

A mom you see on the street dressed in workout clothes either coming back from a spin class, yoga class, or just has a really good body and can rock workout attire. Her kids are almost always gorgeous and you can always assume that she has had some type of smoothie drink at some point in her day.

Carol: Hey Kim where do you think Sarah got those leggings?
Kim: I don't know, but she wears them like everyday, she's such a smoothie mom.

by thepal January 18, 2017

sawdust smoothie

when you scratch the dry sweaty skin of your gooch into your friends face while he's sleeping, then you have a juicy fart wake him up

give him a sawdust smoothie when he goes to sleep, he's too drunk to even know.

by BTK ALL DAY May 25, 2011

Boobie Smoothie

When you suck on a girls boobs

Hey Jbird you tryin to get some boobie smoothies tonight

by JBIRD105 February 25, 2012

Sexy Smoothie

A creamy concoction consisting of vaginal discharge, semen, and saliva. Normally guzzled by one or both partners as a form of fuel before sexual activities.

Tony was feeling wiped so he broke into his supply of sexy smoothie and fueled up

by EternalEmailingSystem January 4, 2021

Smotherfluence

1.Relentless effort to influence someone else's emotions.

2. Pressure used on a person who has left someone to get them to come back.

Rhonda: I need a break to sort out my emotions and time to think.
Tom: What about the promise you made last week; to love me forever? Was that a lie?

Rhonda: I need some time, your smotherfluence isn't helping me.

by rezn September 5, 2013