SIMP

Silly Impression of a Male Primate.
Men that go out of their way to impress a female in an almost primal way, showing off everything they have, presenting her with presents.

You are really doing everything you can to get her to notice you, SIMP.

by philosopher72 January 13, 2021

Simp

These people usually go by the name of Harley be on the look out these people are spreading quicker than ever

Harley is a simp

by Lewis the nonce 76 April 10, 2020

Simp

A childish mindset of getting people to buy/ get you things for no reason other than your entitlement

John no no one is gonna buy you Half life: Alyx you simp

by MMMMMMistaken April 17, 2020

Simp

Simp Typically a male who sees the woman he likes has his queen. Even tho she doesn’t know him personally or physically. They Donate and buy huge amounts of Stuff or donate Thousands of dollars to their “Queen”

Simps also jerk off to their Favorite streamer through twitch and always sends unnecessary and uncomfortable messages to their Streamers DMs. Simps often Protect their Queen when they say some really dumb shit on the internet.

Also take down videos or sponsors of the person who talks against her. *cough* *cough* Pokimane

Guy 1: Haha bro I literally Just saw A guy on the internet donate half of his life savings to his favorite thot.
Guy 2: bro wtf with that money I could have started some Esports gaming steam or something.. what a simp

by TherapistPierrePolnareff mod. August 2, 2020

Simp

the guy who always goes out for a girl but who is still single

dante: i liked that girl so much
friend: you are such a simp

by jordanjordanjordan May 13, 2020

Simp

Someone named kyle

Dude kyle tried to be nice to her to Get her pants off! What a simp

by Granddaddy gabe September 9, 2020

Simp

When your friends leaves a game to talk to his other half

David is a simp for Emily when we play a game

by Carys May 27, 2021