screech

An advanced blumpkin in which the male counterpart upper-decks the toilet while the female counterpart simultaneously slaters the toilet while fellating the male.

"Did you hear Zach screeched the toilet at MA's last night?"
"Jesus Christ! Who smoked his chub?"
"Kelly Kapowski."
"Shit, that's a hot bitch!"

by Mister Belding September 14, 2009

Screen Shot

Accidentaly ejaculating on a computer screen.

Do we have anymore windex, I just had a screen shot?

by jwoods0417 April 9, 2011

Screening

A term used to describe a form of cheating in video games most common in the game mode split-screen, where the different players battle each other on one screen split into different compartments per player (4 player max.).

By looking at a other players screen, the location and other information about that player can be found.

Dude, the only reason you knew where I was hiding was because you were screening!

by ThatRegret April 10, 2010

main screen turn on

Broken english sentence said on the infamous Zero Wing game. This was supposed to be a good game; it was exceptional, however, but the English wasn't up to scratch. To get the full meaning out of this, play the Sega Genesis game or head down to Newgrounds.com, then you should have no problem wondering what the heck a lot of people are talking about.

Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal!
Captain: What?!
Operator: Main screen turn on.

by Kaleb Daleszak October 27, 2003

Blue Screen Of Death

Something that happens after every half hour on a Microsoft Windows 98 or lower. Get an XP, dorks!

That's my 129th BSOD today and counting...

by TheBurninator December 9, 2003

Shreen

The coolest person ever. Foodie. Pretty. Has a sexy jawline.. lavanya's something 👀

Shreen is best

by Anuska Gogoi January 12, 2021

shreeram

Is just special. There is no definition for him. He is everything a man can be. Try to be like Shreeram

Shreeram is the man

by Who is the man November 22, 2021