Sheets

Tired

I'm sheets man, gon' go bed

by Lizzy82 June 20, 2010

poop sheet

A know-it-all who gives you a long explanation of something when you ask them a question.

1. Chad: Who is that fag in Pearl Harbor?
Kyle: I'm not sure who you are refering to. It couldn't be Matt Damon, my favorite actor, because he's not in that movie. It is Josh Hartnett. He was born on July 21, 1978 in San Francisco, CA. His name in the movie is Capt. Danny Walker. He recently starred in Lucky Number Sleven. He likes to eat ice cream sometimes, but only when it is hot outside.
Chad: You're gay. I just asked who the actor was. Thanks poop sheet.

by poooop June 13, 2006

sheet cud

From the ancient Latin ... The stuff left on the sheets after sex (i.e. fucking).

Darling, could you please lick off the sheet cud before frying a pound of bacon.

by Dr. Marcus McClure November 4, 2004

shevitz

The act of crying hysterically to the point of shuddering involuntarily.

Because of the beating he received, Mark cried so hard he began shevitzing.

by B. Nott October 13, 2006

Sheet shark

Waking up with a morning throbber while your partner is asleep still, you try to sneak your hard one into her ass while the sheets are still in front of you.

You want sex but you know she will not want you to wake her so you go for the fast kill and try to slide it in, but you get caught by the sheets(Sheet shark)!

by Johnny Hammer January 3, 2009

freaky sheets

to grab some sheets with a friend, then go to a public area, put on the sheets and dance around while singing 'freaky freaky sheets, sheets of freaky, freaky sheets, freaky sheets' while filming it for youtbe.

when your sheets start attacking you in the workplace

to be a freak in the sheets {whether this is done with other people or just you and the sheets is up to you}

"It's the attack of the killer freaky sheets!"

The freak is the sheets.

"So then I went into work high on cold medication and saw a bunch of sheets running around"

by Crazy Word Bitch September 16, 2009

sheets

Mate, friend, accomplice, peoples. Used to address someone

Alright sheets what are u up to?
Sheets, do you wanna go into town?
Whats up sheets?

by Beeds January 12, 2008