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Common Sense Balloon

A common sense balloon is a conservative person with a generally anti-intellectual outlook on life, they rely exclusively on “common sense” without examining issues more closely and are particularly opposed to science-based reasoning and fundamentally despise political correctness in all forms.

In social media, they usually graduated from the school of hard knocks/school of life, almost always have a car, boat, motorcycle, truck or an animal they’ve killed in their display photos somewhere and consistently use absolutely atrocious grammar and sentence structure.

As the polar opposites to an SJW, one could use the term “CSB” in reference to their predisposed hatred of virtually all progressive social movements, which makes them just as irritating and laughable as SJWs.
Scientist: Vaccines are safe, Climate Change is real and currently human-induced, and your vacuous outlook on life is deplorable.

Barry: fuck of u lefty fuckin soyboy i got common sense pc culture has ruined everything!!!!!!

Scientists: It seems we are faced with a common sense balloon.
by The Handball King June 14, 2020
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Astral senses

The opposite of your earthly senses
Tune into your astral senses for your psychic abilities
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Senses Fail

A shitty emo band, where the general audience consists of 11 year old girls and those who failed at life.
I listen to Senses Fail because I failed at life... and I'm an 11 year old girl.
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senses fail

bite me.............
by ..... April 9, 2005
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Spork Sensei

The coolest and wackiest moderator for FJF.
by Paul Geringer December 14, 2003
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Trump-sense

A biologically inherited but atrophied sense that allows some born with an average or below-average IQ and EQ to punch above their weight cognitively, by lying and scheming their way to only survive but also thrive in life, without getting caught, fined, and jailed for their unethical and immoral lifestyle.
Don has resurrected this trump-sense in him, which had enabled him to become the most powerful man in the world even for just “serving” one term in office.
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senses fail

a crappy band that sings like a fart is trying to be let loose, but good guitar and scraming, and terrible horrible crappy lyrics
wow, i just saw senses fail in concert, i guess i'd rather be cutting my legs off
by nargletone October 26, 2005
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