The day after St. Patrick's Day is the Irish version of Steak and BJ Day, only salmon is the dish of choice rather than steak.
I can't get too drunk on green beer tonight, tomorrow is Salmon and BJ Day and I'd like to enjoy it.
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That feeling you get when: Thinking, Doing, Dreaming of Salmon Fishing. To be "Salmonfeels" is to be complete! Not for the faint of heart.
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It's called salmoning because it is much like a salmon travelling up stream; it is also known also as up-streaming.
It's called salmoning because it is much like a salmon travelling up stream; it is also known also as up-streaming.
As Jeff was docking Dave, he realized he needed to take a piss. "Just salmon me, baby." Dave said.
"Oh man, I love salmoning guys."
"Oh man, I love salmoning guys."
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1. any serious speech, discourse, or exhortation, esp. on a moral issue; lecture, posted in status update form on Facebook
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1. any serious speech, discourse, or exhortation, esp. on a moral issue; lecture, posted in status update form on Facebook
2. a discourse for the purpose of religious instruction or exhortation, delivered by the self righteous, religious enthusiast or reformed in status update form on Facebook.
"Did you see Miriam's sermonstatus about people judging her without getting the full story?"
"I delete and block anyone who writes sermonstatus about how I need to join religion cause it's the 'real way'."
"I delete and block anyone who writes sermonstatus about how I need to join religion cause it's the 'real way'."
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