sailing the ship 

driving whilst most intoxicated

The bar is closed and I now rely on a more Divine compass, for I am sailing the ship home!

sailing the ship by cap'n joe November 10, 2008

SailKitty 

Sailkitty Slang

A person who kicks a cat that becomes airborne.

Last night there we two cats fighting outside of the door. One ran off as mutt opened the door, The other cat just stood there hissing at him. Mutt kicked the cat which had then become a Sailkitty. The Sailkitty had then cleared a car and hit a tour bus parked next door. The cat got up and ran off.

SailKitty by ~MUTT~ May 20, 2008

Sailor's Diet 

Consuming large quantities of male ejaculate on a consistent basis.

I hear Carolyn switched over to the Sailor's Diet when she entered college.

Sailor's Diet by Theoic September 26, 2010

sailor bill syndrome 

male; SEX! ANY PORT IN A 'STORM'!

the concept of a male 'creaming' just about anywhere! (broken glass, garbage bag, monica lewinsky)

if a male were to risk their entire reputation and integrity on a "quickie", it would be at least SOMEWHAT understandable; if they 'shopped' some "quality transportation"!!.

why look back down the road later and think about how you risked everything to 'hammer' some SKANK??!!

at least the kennedys could hardly be blamed for wanting to sample the treasures of marilyn monroe!! -what is this trend of 'hammering' anything that looks even remotely human?? one has to really wonder about the male!!

he had the sailor bill syndrome, and was pounding a hole in the side of a dumpster!!

the sailor bill syndrome had its' talons into the libido of the male...he was caught 'fucking' a 50 lb box of roofing nails.

sailor bill syndrome by michael foolsley June 12, 2011

sailor's handkerchief 

When you need to blow your nose but have no kleenex or handkerchief or anything else to blow in, so you just lean over a bit, compress one nostril, and let it fly out of the other nostril, onto the ground.

The cold air was making my nose run, so I did a sailor's handkerchief on the street.

sailor's handkerchief by Woody Thomas September 12, 2008

Sailor Mike 

A sailor named mike who only comes out a night and has a really long penis (14 inchessss).

Sailor Mike can sail my ship anytime ;)

Sailor Mike by redddrose November 10, 2011

Sailing buddies

Code for friends with benefits. Usually used in front of parents, teachers and peers to hide the truth.

Person 1: Are you and Alice in a relationship

Person 2: Nah, we're just sailing buddies

Sailing buddies by Trollmaster919 October 12, 2012