spanky 

(1)One of the coolest cruiserweights on WWE Smackdown. Also known as Brian Kendrick.

(2)Agnes Skinner's nickname for her son Seymour.

(1)Spanky's finishing maneuver is the sliced bread 2.

(2)"Spanky, I told you not to play in the neighbour's yard!"

spanky by strong badian December 26, 2003

Spunk-bomb 

1.a girl who has ridden a cock so hard, that the subsequent ejaculation causes her box to balloon with semen.

2. a fat munter

that Friginia, she is a walking, talking spunk-bomb

Spunk-bomb by champignons May 2, 2005

spunkblossom

The Ornamental Pear Tree (Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer) smells like sperm, spunk, jizz when blooming in the spring.

Like Proust's madeleine, as I wander across campus on a beautiful spring day, the scent of the spunkblossom brings memories of mi amour and his jizz.

spunkblossom by marcel_p March 18, 2010

spunk rag 

An non-disposable spunk target , because the other people in your house know all those crumpled tissues and paper towels in the trash ain't from crying or sneezing.

"Why are there always a couple washcloths in your laundry?" she asked.

"Because I'm just too lazy to go buy Kleenex," I replied. Thank god you can't tell boogers from cum on a spunk rag.

spunk rag by the chavez July 1, 2011

Skunky Monkey 

The title of a rap that the famous rapper, Emma, came up with.

Skunky Monkey Unky Funky Dunkey

Skunky Monkey by skunkeyfan November 28, 2016

road spanky 

An alcoholic beverage 22oz or greater being consumed on or inside a moving vehicle.

Dude put your road spanky down there's a cop behind us!

road spanky by rick springfield August 29, 2008

Spanky 

A person, more commonly found in the Hampshire area, but sometimes escapes to London, who has a mental disorder that makes himself think and therefore act like a goat.

"Spanky, you're a goat"
"I'm not you baaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh bully!"
or
"Meats"(look that one up)"you're like spanky"

Spanky by Tom "Raymond" Flaherty December 7, 2004