Scamma

Weed that is grown in jamaica

You know i gotta puff dat scamma

he thoed off dat scamma

by KEENAN September 30, 2003

scamp

Yet another word for a bowel movement. Used by a small group of octogenarians from mid-Mississippi.

I ate too much bread yesterday and I haven't had a scamp all day.

by Brian March 2, 2005

SCAMP

A Word a girl Would call her best bitch homie road dog ect

I love that scamp. i wouldn't be myself without her,we go through missions together.

by lady dibz April 24, 2007

scammer

What happens to Indians that don't have real jobs

Scammer: Hello sir we have detected malicious bad not good hacker scary software on your computer
Me: Oh no what am I going to do
Scammer: First hit control alt c

Me: One question what is your name?
Scammer: Richard...I mean Raj... wait no Robertson...Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta... oh wait.... shit
Me: Damn scammer

by Makundra December 3, 2017

scamperer

one who scampers, usually while in possession of some trinket s/he has light-fingered from a store display, usually out of the store.

Store Detective: "Judging by your cheesy outfit, I had you pegged as a scamperer from the moment you walked in!"

Scamperer (clutching a solid-sterling-silver letter trivet): "Are youse kiddin', Boss? I wuz gonna buy dis!"

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe August 19, 2008

scamouflage

The real details of an offer that's "too good to be true," hidden in the fine print.

The buyer of a home with an adjustable rate mortgage thought they had a really good deal, but hidden in the scamouflage was the final balloon payment.

by Unhappy Camper December 27, 2011

scammage

A concatenation of scam and dammage. ie. The financial damage that various perpetrators ( individuals or organizations ) foist on their victims.

The scammage that Bernie Madoff 's Ponzi scheme had on his victims was astronomical in it's scope.

by Rocketastronomer July 4, 2016