Restoring Balance to the Force

v. When one takes a massive dump and all seems to be set right in the world.

Wife: What were you doing in the bathroom? You've been in there for 20 min.

Husband: Restoring balance to the force... What do you think I was doing in there?

by Chris H., Pip R. June 1, 2011

Restlessticity

The feeling a community college student gets when they are about to lose their mind. Having hit the point where ridiculous ideas sound like normal good ideas. Reaching the point in your life where you wonder what on earth you are doing and then figuring it out agin in a matter of minutes. Going from sane to crazy instantly.

"I knew restlessticity had hit me when I spend hours in the hot tub with home made waterproof notecards to study with while eating a cotco hot dog and an entire bottle of martinelli's.

by Nate Brott October 26, 2011

Slip Restaurant

The best band in the tri-planet area.

Slip Restaurant is da bomb

by Luke Costanza May 22, 2003

Restraining order

The purpose of restraining orders are to employ lawyers. This is a 2 part process. The primary lawyer gets paid to file the restraining order. The secondary lawyer gets paid to defend the perp when they violate the order....usually because the order is total bullshit and used by a STBX to gain the upper hand ( and the house) in the divorce.

"My bitch wife got a restraining order and now Im living in a van down by the river".

by taget968 November 27, 2012

restruction

reconstruction of something that has been destroyed.

The restruction of the city is going on after its desruction in a powerful temblor last year.

by uttam maharjan July 7, 2010

Restaurant Whore

a person who primarily goes on dates for the sole purposes of obtaining a free meal. Depending on the price of said restaurant this person call also be referred to restaurant, skank or restaurant hoe.

Girl: last week, he took me too McDonald's, Applebees, and Chili's and tomorrow we are going to RED LOBSTER.

Girl #2: Hmm, someone sounds like a real restaurant whore!

Girl # 1 Jealous??

Girl # 2 (sarcastically) of Red Lobster, of course. I loves me some imitation crabmeat!

by MEAN MINA NYC September 23, 2010

resto'ing

To lay in a bath tub with lilacs in the water, with candles lit, lovingly stroking your pole while listening to Barry White for at least two hours.

Sorry I was late to raid, I was resto'ing myself like crazy.

by MayorMC March 2, 2011