ROFLTICKETS

A one-way ticket to hilarity. These differ from raffle tickets because everyone wins in the end.

Me: OMG that was hilarious!
Friend: I know, I'm buying rofltickets!

by kerbinator December 19, 2005

ROFLOLSOMGAWTF

Rolling
On
The
Floor
Laughing
Out
Loud
Saying
Oh
My
God
And
What
The
Fuck

My friend Genoroma was ROFLOLSOMGAWTF. He crapped his pants with laughter.

by Adam Canman May 17, 2006

Roflmus Prime

1) The next level up from 'roflcopter', a transformation of a classic. In disguise. When roflcopter isn't enough, bring in Optimus Prime.
Widely used in London

2) An Idiot/Douche bag

1) Joe: Lol.

Will: Rofl.

Joe: Roflcopter.

Will: Roflmus Prime.

2) Joe: Kat's such an idiot.

Will: Yea, what a Roflmus Prime.

by Hot Rodimus Prime May 4, 2009

roflorgazm

A shorter way to "Rofl haha omfg lmfao roflcepter LPSWHAHHAHA OMGfunniest thinge ever!!".

This is used on forums or chat programs.

8o|(so)Milky(so)8o| says:
u no supermarkets have them big pyramids on cans in the middle of the floor sumtimes

+ Raymundo + says:
yea

8o|(so)Milky(so)8o| says:
there was a small 1 in a shop called "b&m bargains" and my mate jus ran str8 into it that was pretty funny at the time

8o|(so)Milky(so)8o| says:
the workers looked so pissed off it was gr8

+ Raymundo + says:
roflorgazm

by Raymond Giessen November 14, 2005

roflopolis

Where funny things come from =

Look at this picture, straight from roflopolis!

by antionGIMP June 4, 2007

rofloluismp

Rolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud Until I Shit My Pants. Stronger than lol or rofl

-My coin fell in a dog shit and I had to pick it up...
-ROFLOLUISMP you are stupid!!

by Yeyo October 4, 2005

roflmaoastc

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off and scaring the cat.
One of many abbreviations that started with "lol" (Laugh Out Loud) in the on-line community.

- Steave said he will be a geek no more
- roflmaoastc

by Quixot3 February 6, 2006