1. a discrace to emos worldwide.
2. an ugly, poser emo girl who has nothing better to do than cut herself horizontally like a pussy to get attention and call herself "emo", when she can just deal with her ONE problem, stop cutting herself and calling herself emo so people stop talking shit and maybe make more than ONE friend.
3. a girl that got her ass whooopeedd by someone sexy :)
2. an ugly, poser emo girl who has nothing better to do than cut herself horizontally like a pussy to get attention and call herself "emo", when she can just deal with her ONE problem, stop cutting herself and calling herself emo so people stop talking shit and maybe make more than ONE friend.
3. a girl that got her ass whooopeedd by someone sexy :)
sexy girl: "you dont even know what emo is"
emo poser: yes i do (shows horizontal pussy cuts)
sexy girl: SO? just cuz u cut urself doesnt mean ur emo
emo poser: "im emo, its just what i am"
LMFAO
emo poser: yes i do (shows horizontal pussy cuts)
sexy girl: SO? just cuz u cut urself doesnt mean ur emo
emo poser: "im emo, its just what i am"
LMFAO
by joe smith brown little girl December 18, 2007
Get the Emo poser mug.Someone who dresses up scene, acts scene, and talks scene for the benefits of what other scene people get: sex, girls, attention, etc.
Symptoms of a scene poser:
- Talks about being scene
- keeps the same style for more than a couple of days
- Changes from a non-scene style to a scene style in less than a couple of days.
- Style matches a picture you saw on the internet EXACTLY
- Doesn't look scene, though they try to
- Does a hairflip more than twice in one minute
- Tries to make friends with other scene people
- Goes over the top with girl clothing, such as girl pants, girl shirts, girl hats, etc.
- Too pussy to get a piercing or two
There are much more symptoms that our brains can pick up that automatically tell us that he/she is a poser.
If you want to have the style for yourself, not because you want to fit in, or look awesome, but so it matches you, it will most likely work out.
Symptoms of a scene poser:
- Talks about being scene
- keeps the same style for more than a couple of days
- Changes from a non-scene style to a scene style in less than a couple of days.
- Style matches a picture you saw on the internet EXACTLY
- Doesn't look scene, though they try to
- Does a hairflip more than twice in one minute
- Tries to make friends with other scene people
- Goes over the top with girl clothing, such as girl pants, girl shirts, girl hats, etc.
- Too pussy to get a piercing or two
There are much more symptoms that our brains can pick up that automatically tell us that he/she is a poser.
If you want to have the style for yourself, not because you want to fit in, or look awesome, but so it matches you, it will most likely work out.
Shelly: Is that a scene kid? OMG I WANT HIM.
Jake: No, he's a scene poser. He hasn't bothered to do anything with his hair in weeks, he has had the same piercing for a month, and he's acting like a fag. Clearly he wants the benefits of a scene person, but he doesn't want to maintain the style. What a shame.
Jake: No, he's a scene poser. He hasn't bothered to do anything with his hair in weeks, he has had the same piercing for a month, and he's acting like a fag. Clearly he wants the benefits of a scene person, but he doesn't want to maintain the style. What a shame.
by ELKUY May 25, 2009
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Often put out as the bad guy but in truth is one of the reasons your not dead yet. Being a prosecutor is one of the most honorable professions of which I know. These are true public servants, as they are taking a college degree that can easily earn them 10 times as much as they will ever earn as a prosecutor and using it to serve our justice system.
by BlehImBoreda August 1, 2012
Get the Prosecutor mug.A poser is a person that has no goal to accomplish, other than to irritate those around them in desperate pleas and cries for help.
A person can't be a poser if there is nothing to pose as.
A person that is imitating the acts of their idols or someone else that has accomplished the act in their own time (the past).
A person that claims they are something that they know nothing about is not a poser, they are just ignorant. In fact, maybe you should educate them in your spare time instead of reading this deifinition.
A person that is very young and unwilling to be taught the correct ways of their stereotype (hehehe... I love that definition).
ect.
A person can't be a poser if there is nothing to pose as.
A person that is imitating the acts of their idols or someone else that has accomplished the act in their own time (the past).
A person that claims they are something that they know nothing about is not a poser, they are just ignorant. In fact, maybe you should educate them in your spare time instead of reading this deifinition.
A person that is very young and unwilling to be taught the correct ways of their stereotype (hehehe... I love that definition).
ect.
by Strangergirl October 29, 2005
Get the Poser mug.Usually a person between the ages of 10 and 14, they listen to mtv pop punk bands and actually believe that to be real punk. In reality, these people are too mentally challenged to understand anything.
by JasonAshton February 20, 2003
Get the poser punk mug.1.)To bring pleasure to a woman to the point of her screaming out ur name and calling u daddy.
2.)To fuck a woman up her ass.
3.)To give a woman multiple-orgasms.
2.)To fuck a woman up her ass.
3.)To give a woman multiple-orgasms.
A letter to Adult Swim:
Screaming Betty needs to shut up.....she gives me a headache, but Id still do her proper
Screaming Betty needs to shut up.....she gives me a headache, but Id still do her proper
by Clinton March 18, 2004
Get the do her proper mug.some one who becomes emo to fit in/be different/try to be an emo but they r not...........(not related but snaggle)
normal person-hey looser how many times did u cut today?
emo-shut the fuck up *raises arms showing fake cut marks*
normal person-hey fucker those arent real
emo-yes they are i hate my life!!!!
normal person-ur such an emo poser
emo-shut the fuck up *raises arms showing fake cut marks*
normal person-hey fucker those arent real
emo-yes they are i hate my life!!!!
normal person-ur such an emo poser
by stevenhan123 September 18, 2006
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