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BERNARD: So like what's that then?
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by anonymous August 5, 2024
Get the poddy mug.1) A romantic relationship in which there are more than one participants but only one participant knows that all the participants are in one relationship. This individual is commonly referred to as a player.
2)The feeling of utmost confusion, goofiness and delusion. Usually caused by stress or financial math.
2)The feeling of utmost confusion, goofiness and delusion. Usually caused by stress or financial math.
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Get the POLY-polar mug.A place where polyamorous couples settle down and do polyamorous stuff. It can be a house, a treehouse, an apartment block, a single room or an RV.
Are there any differences between these places? Absolutely not. All of them house these people and all of them have the same environment to offer.
Just imagine the stench of days-old sweat lingering inside... The heat... The rising jealousy of everyone inside this place... The madness in the air... Sounds worse than an actual cesspit if you ask me...
And some people openly say "wE nEEd tO nORmaLIzE PoLYAmORy" like it's a good thing...
May Providence guide them to a better path...
Are there any differences between these places? Absolutely not. All of them house these people and all of them have the same environment to offer.
Just imagine the stench of days-old sweat lingering inside... The heat... The rising jealousy of everyone inside this place... The madness in the air... Sounds worse than an actual cesspit if you ask me...
And some people openly say "wE nEEd tO nORmaLIzE PoLYAmORy" like it's a good thing...
May Providence guide them to a better path...
Dylan: Hey there, bruh.
Romeo: Yes?
Dylan: Would you mind if you join me in my house this evening? I have something special to show you.
Romeo: But my wife's expecting me to-
Dylan: Don't worry, she'll be fine.
A few hours later...
Dylan: Welcome! Join me inside so that I can introduce you to my partners.
Romeo: Wait... Did you say... Partners..?
Dylan: Yes. I'm polyamorous, and I'm living with my 4 partners in this house for 4 years. Sounds great, right?
Romeo: Absolutely not. This place looks like a moral cesspit for me.
Dylan: What!?
Romeo: What's the word... Uhh... Yes! It's called a polyamorous cesspit.
Dylan: Who told you that!?
Romeo: My wife. She described it for me and she's absolutely right about this. The stench, the odd feeling, the hidden jealousy and everything.
Dylan: *MICROAGRESSION* Shut up you CIS WHITE MAN!!!! SHSJJWHEWHDJWHAHAJ!!!!!!!!!
Romeo: What an idiot.
Romeo: Yes?
Dylan: Would you mind if you join me in my house this evening? I have something special to show you.
Romeo: But my wife's expecting me to-
Dylan: Don't worry, she'll be fine.
A few hours later...
Dylan: Welcome! Join me inside so that I can introduce you to my partners.
Romeo: Wait... Did you say... Partners..?
Dylan: Yes. I'm polyamorous, and I'm living with my 4 partners in this house for 4 years. Sounds great, right?
Romeo: Absolutely not. This place looks like a moral cesspit for me.
Dylan: What!?
Romeo: What's the word... Uhh... Yes! It's called a polyamorous cesspit.
Dylan: Who told you that!?
Romeo: My wife. She described it for me and she's absolutely right about this. The stench, the odd feeling, the hidden jealousy and everything.
Dylan: *MICROAGRESSION* Shut up you CIS WHITE MAN!!!! SHSJJWHEWHDJWHAHAJ!!!!!!!!!
Romeo: What an idiot.
by Luca Frederico Scaligieri February 22, 2024
Get the Polyamorous Cesspit mug.A practice promoted by weak-willed cuckolds and woketards in which one person has two or more romantic partners while the first significant other is "totally" fine with it. (To be honest, I cannot imagine the amount of Copium needed to tolerate this deviant practice in the first place. So disgusting.)
Its advocates say it makes a person happier as it allows him/her to share love with everyone he/she likes, and also because "love is love is love" and all of that. These idiots fail to realize one thing: a romantic relationship is no friendship.
No offense, but only the insane promote this deviance. Love like an eagle, and not like a dog.
Its advocates say it makes a person happier as it allows him/her to share love with everyone he/she likes, and also because "love is love is love" and all of that. These idiots fail to realize one thing: a romantic relationship is no friendship.
No offense, but only the insane promote this deviance. Love like an eagle, and not like a dog.
Jeffrey: How's your relationship with that uterus bearer, Ro?
Romeo: *Rolls his eyes* All is fine. Nothing special.
Jeffrey: Based on how you speak about that cis woman, I think you should try polyamory.
Romeo: Polyamory? Is it just like polygamy?
Jeffrey: Yes, but it's better bcoz it doesn't involve that nonsense called marriage. With that good look of yours, I'm sure many cis and trans women will eat you whole.
Romeo: What..? No. Mio Dio, what is wrong with you?
Jeffrey: Having only one partner is not enough for a human being, Ro. It makes your life so fucking boring, you know?!
Romeo: How dare you say that in front of me...
Jeffrey: Like Giulietta's a boring woman anyway! You did a mistake for having only her for a partner, you cis white man!
Romeo: Shut up you miserable creep! *Punches Jeffrey*
Jeffrey: HOW DARE YOU!!!! I'M A WOMAN!!! *Microagression* HEKDJWKSGDHEBWHSJ!!!?!!!?
Romeo: You're no woman. *Knocks out Jeffrey with one punch* That's what you get for insulting my wife. *Spits onto Jeffrey's face* Idiot.
Romeo: *Rolls his eyes* All is fine. Nothing special.
Jeffrey: Based on how you speak about that cis woman, I think you should try polyamory.
Romeo: Polyamory? Is it just like polygamy?
Jeffrey: Yes, but it's better bcoz it doesn't involve that nonsense called marriage. With that good look of yours, I'm sure many cis and trans women will eat you whole.
Romeo: What..? No. Mio Dio, what is wrong with you?
Jeffrey: Having only one partner is not enough for a human being, Ro. It makes your life so fucking boring, you know?!
Romeo: How dare you say that in front of me...
Jeffrey: Like Giulietta's a boring woman anyway! You did a mistake for having only her for a partner, you cis white man!
Romeo: Shut up you miserable creep! *Punches Jeffrey*
Jeffrey: HOW DARE YOU!!!! I'M A WOMAN!!! *Microagression* HEKDJWKSGDHEBWHSJ!!!?!!!?
Romeo: You're no woman. *Knocks out Jeffrey with one punch* That's what you get for insulting my wife. *Spits onto Jeffrey's face* Idiot.
by Luca Frederico Scaligieri February 23, 2024
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