pinchy

a little pipe, not a spoon, with no vertical bowl porturuding from the horizontal "tube" or pipe.

===< <-insert shit there, because that is a pinchy.

i just picked up this pinchy, man. it fits right in my pocket. i just pull it out and hit it and its all good.

by sam February 25, 2005

stinky poncho

The act of beating off a dog while inserting a golf tee into its stinky rectum. One then allows the beast to shit and ejaculate everywhere, whereby you roll in it and emerge a stinky poncho.

Hey Morgan, did you break up with that guy because he was totally into the stinky poncho with his dog Blake?

by Latin Duo August 11, 2008

clit pinch

to pinch a females clitoris to cause harm and/or pain

girl sack taps guy
guy clit pinches girl

by tranmn October 3, 2009

The Pinch

Cuban slang for "work" or "the job". Derived from "La Pincha"...

Juan: "dude how's the pinch going?"
Ricky: "how do you think it f'n sucks been pinching since 8am!"

by manisero February 2, 2009

pinch a loaf

When you take a dump that is big enough to pass as loaf of french bread from safeway!

"Dude i gotta Pinch a loaf"

by Spanky Lou June 17, 2003

Panchoism

Panchoism was originally developed by 5 Western prophets who travelled to Venezuela and founded the religion based upon their ultimate leader and spiritual guide,the great harvester himself,Don Pancho. Originally a simple farmer from the foothills of the Andes, Don Pancho discovered that enlightenment centred around the trinity of oats, milk and sugar - and only by grasping these key concepts can man discover his destiny. Panchoism is still in its infancy - a closely guarded secret amoungst a small sect in Peterborough.

Jim : Hey Richard, you wanna go grap some pancakes for breakfast?
Richard : Sorry Jim, breakfast is a holy time for me, I must consume my porridge, giving thanks to the Don for his work.
Jim : Oh sorry mate, I forgot. Afterwards do want to go and lock Pedro's dog in the gym?
Richard : Sure, Panchoism says nothing against animal abuse. See you at 10?
Jim : Great!

by Fenman, Lord Bretherin of Panchoism August 13, 2006

air pinch surprise

the sexual act of blowing air in a girls vah jay jay, then pinching the lips shut, then having her queef in your face.

Dude, i gave amy the sweetest air pinch surprise.

by fruitylipsuck May 3, 2006