Perch Jerker

A faggot. A perch jerker is a man that loves to jerk off other men, and then let them splooge all over his face.

Hey Perch Jerker, why don't you come over here and jerk on my perch.

by Bork Gordon February 10, 2007

peaches

a cute volleyball player with a fabulous body

a really cute guy

by gaby June 12, 2003

perch

to squat

your ass perched on my shitter

by bleh January 11, 2004

peaches and cream

Man is getting oral gratification from man or woman (your choice). Just before that special moments comes and your gratifier stops bobbing and leans back to get a face full. At this point a quick punch to the nose will yeild a nice trickle of blood which will quickly be joined by a shower of semen and when mixed togeter becomes your peaches and cream.

If this hoe doesn't start showing my balls some attention this blow job will end in some peaches and cream.

by Craig January 20, 2005

Perchin

Verb, Avderb or Adjective - can mean anything as long as it has flow. It rolls of the tongue for Wissahickon High School Sudents.

1. "wassup bro? whatcha up to?"
"just perchin."
2. "You see bryan last night?
"yea he was perched"

by Jack Sicka January 11, 2008

Peaches

A back up word for the word ORGAZMIC! If your parents or other adults don't like the word ORGAZMIC use PEACHES instead.

Yo Emily did you see that shirt at Spencer's?

Yeah That was so PEACHES!

by Jillehbutt August 10, 2008

man peaches

A bearded dragon (lizard) with a hemi-penis that enjoys getting stoned and eating lettice.

Man peaches totatlly fucked up that cricket.

by dj dreddy May 10, 2005