Jimmy Page

husband of Gracy Page. If you've heard that he's married to anyone else, it was a lie.

Gracy Page? Never heard of her.

No way, dude. She's totally married to Jimmy Page. You know, the guy every classic rock fan calls "jesus".

by Robert Plant, bitch January 16, 2009

Hayden Panettiere

The cheerleader from Heroes who really shouldn't be singing.

Me: "Is that Hilary Duff's new song?"

Friend: "Worse, it's from Hayden Panettiere."

by Jesa_gurl. January 1, 2009

Jimmy Page

One of the great guitarists of all time, guitarist of Led Zeppelin, and don't go saying he sucks and is overrated, because he's quite the guitarist, but also don't go saying he is GOD, because you obviously havent heard Eddie Van Halen, Jimi Hendrix, or Eric Clapton, but i'd have to say Jimmy is right in the top 10 to 5 guitarists with them. O yea and don't forget Joe Walsh.

LED ZEPPELIN ROCKS BUT SO DOES VAN HALEN


i don't like whole milk

by drummer March 18, 2005

The pagett

Knowing fuck all and claiming you know everything using Wikipedia as a guide to life

Being so dumb you have to use Wikipedia for everyday issues

He's so stupid everyone calls him the pagett

by Jerryatrickretard January 6, 2017

Patetic

Meaning pathetic but is ment to be read in a french of african accent.
~ issa word now hoe

That patetic girl salty af

by Issa habib May 24, 2018

Pageant Queen

A shady bitch who will stop at nothing to be in the top 15 of a pageant.

Renee Armpit: Oh hell no, I am the pageant queen. I can't believe that whore is trying to put two
chicken cutlets in her bikini top.
Jenny Pskeevy: Well, I tried to fuck that bitch by pissing on her hair rollers and rubbing my ass on her dress. If she gets them cutlets in, we are definitely fucked.

by Butter Mike October 20, 2018

page

if you see a page, run. they are rare in the wild and if they are called paige theyre normal but if theyre called page youre fucked. they are scared to speak and go to tears over stuff you wouldnt notice. they have massive self esteem issues and are annoying. just pray u never have to meet a page

'page is so annoying, but dont tell her because shell get really upset if you do.'

by page October 11, 2019