Flex seal your god damn mouth

Another way to tell someone to shut the fuck up because they won't stop being a fucking fortnite player

Kenny I with fucking flex seal your god damn mouth shut you gay fortnite player.

by I love izzie999 April 15, 2021

Delayed Flexing

Delayed Flexing in the simplest terms, is during the time that school comes back in, waiting to flex until after everyone else come back from the summer. Every body will wanna flex on them thotties when they come back from summer right? We’ll, wait till them broke ass boys are done and then come back one week looking fresh AF. Then you’ll stand out to them hot hunnies ya know?

Broke ass boy: Damn how is Tommy pulling all these hoes? I came back looking nice as hell and got no booty.
Other broke ass boy: Shit we all flexed at once and he waited to hella flex and now they don’t see us. He really got us with the Delayed Flexing
Brokeass boy: Fuck I guess

by ColdRice August 2, 2018

Flex tape

This thing can literally fix anything! It could have probably stopped the Titanic from sinking, too bad Alan Swift wasn't alive.. unless 🤔

Person 1: Dude I got some flex tape and it can fix anything!
Person 2: No way! Can it fix my life?
Person 1: I'm afraid not...
Person 2: Dang it.

by Apersonthathasnothingbettertod April 12, 2020

Captain Flex

Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around

Look at BB over there peacocking round those hoes, he is the real deal captain flex

by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016

Flex on them Haters

Is when someone show off their wealth or their a body physical attribute (e.g. huge muscles, blue eyes, etc) on people he/she think that they envy them.

"Bro, I took a picture of myself after the gym and posted it on instagram to flex on them Haters."
"Man, this guy keep posting his new Ferrari on his social media feeds to flex on them haters"

by Rebel in a locked space June 10, 2022

half flex

Half flex is when you or someone else does something flashy but it's half-assed or cheated in some way.

Tom:Did you see Brads new car?

Joe: yeah I saw that half flex machine, his parents bought the car and he just bought the rims .

by DRANGO May 8, 2017

Dunno flex

The flex is done, the motive and or action is no longer the plan or is finished.

Its a dunno flex for that man
Aii, dunno flex man I gotta go home.

by Ahliefam May 9, 2022