nudes for notes

A fair and equal trade.

Girl: Did you take notes today in class?
Guy: Yeah
Girl: Send a pic of them
Guy: Send nudes first
Girl: K

You wanna do a nudes for notes?

by Mr dick chips May 3, 2016

neko no te mo karitai

Literally, "I would like to borrow a cat's paw." It means that one is extremely busy; so much so that they would appreciate the help of a cat.

Ichi: Neko no te mo karitai!
Ni: Ashite e watashi ga neko wo motarashimasu!
Ichi: Baka da yo!
Ni: Joudan deshita!
Ichi: Kimi ga joudan desu!
Ni: Ite...

One: I'm uber-busy!
Two: Tomorrow I'll bring a cat!
One: You're really an idiot.
Two: It was joke!
One: You're a joke.
Ni: Ouch...

by heterosexualrainbow April 5, 2009

Notential

The lack of any sexual appeal whatsoever in a man or a woman, due to appearance, demeanor, or personality.

George Castanza has notential.

by Martin McLemore January 12, 2007

Notebook Sex

When the metal spiral of a notebook is tangled with another metal spiral of a different notebook.

I went to grab my notebook out of my back pack when i noticed it was having notebook sex.

by Chevy69 November 8, 2010

Noted

A term commonly used as a quick reply to an email acknowledging receipt of information in order to make the sender go away. It sarcastically shows that you care about what is being told to you when you really don’t care at all

It can also be used in daily email conversations to convey no emotion and no interest in what is being told to you in order to cut off the person sending you the email.

Mr. Manager Email: "Group, please review the contents of my email regarding your break times and arrival"

Group: Lets reply “noted” to the email … Now; who wants to go downstairs for breakfast while Mr. Manager sits in his office down the hall?

by Ms. Zib March 2, 2010

emo eighth notes

Occurring in many examples of emo-style music, emo eighth notes is the persistent use of eighth notes, often performed in a repetitive fashion on guitar, bass, or keyboards.

In the case of guitar and bass, the musician will usually perform 8 or 16 repetitions of the same note as they follow the harmonic progression of the song. However, a keyboardist will often arpeggiate the 3 notes of the appropriate chord in a harmonic progression. The drummer will play a simple beat, often with syncopated snare drum hits after beats 3 and 4. Emo eighth notes are usually performed at about 115-125 beats per minute (2 eighth notes per beat). example- "Clocks" by Coldplay
Emo eighth notes are usually performed by either a skinny white man with short blond hair and a t-shirt, or a skinny white man with unkempt black hair and a puffy shirt under a black tailcoat.

By using this MicroKorg keyboard, you can perform emo eighth notes with the push of one key.

by Prof Geoff February 5, 2010

notedkatsuki

LITERALLY THE BEST MUTUAL EVER!!! WE WOULD STAY UP FOR HOURS ON CALL IF WE COULD! THEY ALWAYS TAG ME IN EVERYTHING AND IF I'M BEING HONEST ARE BETTER THAN MY FRIENDS IRL! THEY ARE THE ABSOLUTE BEST AT CHARACTER IMPRESSIONS

notedkatsuki is nice, funny, kind, and really fun to be around.

by notedeijiro June 17, 2021