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microcough 

A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”
I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.
microcough by PeteLoaf320 November 25, 2020
Word of the Day on November 26, 2020

microorgasms 

When doing biology but horny or when the body females a little bit horny
I was doing homework on microorganisms but decided to search up microorgasms

MicroVirgin 

A female who has a small anal and vagina. This is very rare in men
Your average MicroVirgin is more lesbian than a regular lesbian
MicroVirgin by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

microcorrespondence

"microcorrespondence": noun. A generally written form of correspondence in which the length of the message and/or the time required to compose it is greatly abbreviated compared to traditional methods of communication (e.g. written letters sent via postal mail). Microcorrespondence is generally electronic in nature and may or may not be addressed to more than one recipient at a time.
Twitter updates, Facebook pokes, Facebook wall posts.

"Scholars have begun to wonder whether microcorrespondence works to decrease social isolation or whether it serves to weaken the depth of the average person's social ties."

microporn 

pornography featuring male(s) and/or female(s) genitalias significantly smaller in size than the census average.
And the winner of this year's AVN award for Fresh Fetish goes to Microporn Beyond Thunderdome, starring Mel Gibson and Bitty Kitty.
microporn by andino September 23, 2006

Microhog 

When you got a tunacan shaped dick and like to talk about it to your bros for some reason.
"Trip Vee of 'The Lifted' has a microhog. He keeps talking about it to me like I care."
Microhog by cryptocuck July 30, 2019