Get the noot your knob mug.i got killed by noobmaster69
by therealnoobmaster69 May 21, 2019
Get the noobmaster69 mug.Someone who can eat a shit tonne of bullet on Black Ops and then turn around unscathed and shank you with their knife or one shot you because they have cheats in. Like a Little Chode!
by Carmooo the Noob January 14, 2011
Get the Glitching Noob mug.the informal but non derogatory term for a first time fathers novice and inexperienced disposition of parenting, often resulting in embarrassing moments and public humiliation of said "noobness" that can either cause great laughter or deep sympathy for his fathering future.
other definitions include;
- if you haven't changed your kids diaper yet.
- you nodded reading above definition.
- tossed around the idea of writing a parenting manual before you procreated yourself.
- you define spending a night alone parenting your child as "babysitting."
- other variations include; dnoob
other definitions include;
- if you haven't changed your kids diaper yet.
- you nodded reading above definition.
- tossed around the idea of writing a parenting manual before you procreated yourself.
- you define spending a night alone parenting your child as "babysitting."
- other variations include; dnoob
Example #1 ------
Guy: Well, honey! Do you want me to breastfeed the baby for awhile!
Honey: You may have moobs, but it doesn't work that way Daddy Noob.
Example #2 ------
Doctor: Nurse, my forceps.
Nurse: Sure thing!
Guy: Babe, this Doctor is jacked, he has forceps.
Girl: Tell me your joking dnoob.
Guy: Well, honey! Do you want me to breastfeed the baby for awhile!
Honey: You may have moobs, but it doesn't work that way Daddy Noob.
Example #2 ------
Doctor: Nurse, my forceps.
Nurse: Sure thing!
Guy: Babe, this Doctor is jacked, he has forceps.
Girl: Tell me your joking dnoob.
by DaddyNoob.com August 21, 2012
Get the Daddy Noob mug.A term used by a drunk man, who sounds Like Walter Jr. from the hit series Breaking Bad, from the viral outside edition video ask the owner of the property to open the noor.
by Chesus_the_ll February 6, 2023
Get the Open The Noor mug.another commun insult that one uses after someone on IRC is AFK when comes the time to an early game of DoD (Day of Defeat)... It also is used as a third level increasing insult combo starting by the prefix "noob-"
<wapityyy> PaTcH, noob
<wapityyy> PaTcH, noobert!
<wapityyy> PaTcH, come play Dod
* PaTcH is away
<wapityyy> PaTcH, nooburger!!!
<wapityyy> PaTcH, noobert!
<wapityyy> PaTcH, come play Dod
* PaTcH is away
<wapityyy> PaTcH, nooburger!!!
by wapityyy March 8, 2007
Get the nooburger mug.noob fuck: "dude how did you kill me?"
pro gamer: "cause you were just standing there like a noob fuck"
pro gamer: "cause you were just standing there like a noob fuck"
by `pFk2. bLoO_- January 13, 2009
Get the noob fuck mug.