Queif muffin

When one qeifs in a car and then locks the windows so the smell stays in longer. And the person who queifed enjoys the smell of their own queif.

Q::"Zak did you smell that queif muffin?"
A::"Yepp I sure did and it smells gooooood!"

by ILoveCMJ July 30, 2009

muffin-top

The phenomenon resulting from the trend in tight low-rise jeans coupled with midriff baring shirts on girls who should not be wearing them, causing a spillage of fat resembling the top of a muffin spilling out of its paper.

Dude, did you see that girl walking by? she totally had a muffin-top!

by huelotim December 10, 2008

fuck muffin

N. An affection term, normally said by the guy to the girl.

Origin: Joe

Joe: Bye fuck muffin, love u lots!
Jen: Bye cup cake, see u later on tonight! ;-)

by Jen July 29, 2004

Muffin Army

The Ultimate army. Able to conquer anything or anyone.

What?

by alex July 25, 2003

jerking muffin

A jerk off contest where everyone cums on the same muffin and the last person to cum HAS TO EAT IT.

Wei Yang lost a game in the jerking muffin, so now, he's very full

by STevens Crew March 19, 2003

aw muffin

fake sympathy for a friend who doesn't actually have a real problem or one you simply do not care about

Bob: Because you called me silly i have low self esteem

Jimmy: awww muffin

or

Lara: I just stubbed my toe! owie!

Jenna: aw muffin

by macmac483 March 10, 2012

Muffin Mash

The female equivalent of teabag.

1. To apply, with a certain amount of pressure, ones vulva to another persons face, preferably leaving a degree of vaginal residue around the nose, mouth, or forehead of said person.

2. When after you die in the bad, a female gamer sits on your corpse's face repeatedly.

After killing that gnome hunter for the 13th time, I lifted my robe, exposed my lady parts, and muffin mashed him.

by Fabrication May 29, 2009