aw muffin

fake sympathy for a friend who doesn't actually have a real problem or one you simply do not care about

Bob: Because you called me silly i have low self esteem

Jimmy: awww muffin

or

Lara: I just stubbed my toe! owie!

Jenna: aw muffin

by macmac483 February 5, 2012

Aw Muffin

Obvious fake sympathy for someone whos problems you don't care about.

Friend is upset about something you don't care about

Friend:....and then my mom said I couldn't get a turtle and name it Kendra!!!!
You: Aaaaaaaaw muffin

by Da_Bomb is so cool like January 24, 2011