Muddy Lizard

The Muddy Lizard ritual beings with one male wiping a female's anus clean after she has defecated using his tongue.

The male then sticks out his now feces covered tongue and rattles it in a similar fashion to how a snake or lizard so that he may sample the air.

Finally, upon deciding that the air is ok to proceed, he then brings the female to orgasm using the tongue once more and thus concludes the ritual.

Male: "Tonight is the night. We must perform the Muddy Lizard"
Female: "For the sake of our children and their children, let us begin"

Bro1: "I have completed the Muddy Lizard with her!"
Bro2: "Our people will be safe for generations to come because of your actions here tonight"

by PiddyPooThang July 6, 2012

meady

when someone is acting very selfish

Why can't i have a piece of thet you are acting real meady

by Lance Powell August 23, 2006

Muddy

Refers to a females vagina that happens to be loose or particularly large.

Ay cuz, Marvin said that bitch muddy as hell, I dont even wanna hit it no more...

by Ben Marley October 2, 2005

Mundy

Term used to describe a great police dog. A dog that can detect drug before he even gets out of the police car.

Once the cop got the police dog out I knew we were Mundyed!

by BaileyRPD June 10, 2009

Madyson

A kinda funny looking bitch. Probably gay. Probably had a One Direction phase.

Person 1: Hey, what's the deal with that Madyson chick?
Person 2: Idk, I think she's autistic.

by listerine69 April 14, 2019

muddy foley

This is what you call it when two people get together, and one person holds his/her anus open while the other person craps into their open asshole.

would you like to come back to my place for a muddy foley? I will pay you.

by Kevin Foley August 30, 2008

Muddy Minefield

The act of engaging in fellatio immediately following sodomy (commonly known as "ass to mouth"), but with the modification of the person performing the act having a mouthful of Pop Rocks. The sensation of popping candy on a penis is comparable to being sucked off by a minefield, hence the term.

"Dude, my dick feels terrible."
"What happened, think you might have caught something from that freaky broad last night?"
"No man, she gave me a Muddy Minefield."
"Dang. You should see a doctor."

by Biafraid February 25, 2010