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Middle School Dance

A huge whorefest. Girls show up in teeny tops and mini skirts even in the dead of winter. Guys dress like the douchebags they are, wearing thier RocaWear and SouthPole. Some dances sell glowsticks, see school is educational, it's teaching 6th graders about raves! Not only the glowstick thing raves and dances have in common, they blare loud music. But not techno, oh no! middle school dances usually blare Top 40 hits from 5 months ago that everyone is sick of listening to because the local radio station overplays them, such as ''Smack That'' and When You're Mad'' but also they play shit from the 1970's like AC/DC when only half of the dimwitted students even know who they are, or when they came out. Then they play a slow song and it's a race to find someone of the opppiste sex. If you don't, you look like a loser in the corner all by yourself wishing the song would just friggin end already! or you look like a gay/lesbian if your one of those types that dances with thier friends during slow songs. Plus some of these dances have cops in the corner so we can make sure nobody's having oral sex on the floor while the gay ass teachers chaperoning are doing it anally in one of the classrooms as we speak.
A Middle School Dance was probably one of the worst things invented
by DizzyLizzy February 21, 2007
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Middle school

A virus that mentally obliterates a kids life, it is like a venom that ravages through our brain.
Tommy changed ever since he went to middle school.
by no life degenerate April 13, 2021
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Laguna Middle School

Stupid ass school filled with stupid ass people and rich ass bitches
by Britknee bitxh January 4, 2019
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pearson middle school

i used to go to pearson middle school, thank god i left
by dumbroach01 March 4, 2019
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Heatherwood Middle School

Heatherwood is a middle school located in Mill Creek Washington . This school is full of thooters , child predators , and white kids who think they're black . The children at Heatherwood are hilarious . The white kids strongly believe they're black and use the N-Word more than the 10 black kids at this school . Then there's the Asian kids that think they can fight , only the lucky people get to watch these "fights" . Heatherwood is full of crackheads in the making . Not a single person has their shit together . And pretty much every single staff member is unreliable and too caught up in all the work they make their students do but that they cannot ever get around to grading.
" I wanted to kill myself when I went to Heatherwood Middle School"
by iSuCkBiGcOcKs April 25, 2019
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Lincoln Middle School

Lincoln middle school. A ridiculous ass middle school, their football team is great but most the people that go there are fake as hell and talk shit about eachother it’s rare to find a good person that goes to that school. Most of the teachers are wack and don’t get me started on the cafeteria...
Lincoln middle school.. Yeah that’s all
by YourfuckingDEAD September 28, 2019
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weightman middle school

a school where every guy acts gay for each other. everybody’s a thot and thinks it cool to send nudes. some teachers are okay. others are completely bitches. even though we’re ass at sports, it’s better than john long.
by joe mamma a hoe October 20, 2019
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