Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022

Mashed up Dundee cake

The disastrous results of shitting yourself and seeing what the contents of your undergarments look like

Egad I've got 3 and 3/4 lbs of mashed up Dundee cake in the seat of my pants right now

by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016

Mash

When you stuff mashed potato into an asshole, to then eat it out and lick it clean. Sometimes Baked beans are added for flavour.

I want to mash you up

by mashenthusiast January 29, 2023

Mash

To barge a gnarly, epic mission.

1) Dudes, let's take the ATVs out and mash the Glamis Dunes tomorrow.

2)Hey bro, let's get some tall cans and mash that babefest party down by The Point. Rather!

by Brandon Abhorrance April 12, 2005

Mashed potatoes

Typically made with Yukon gold potatoes for best result.

He made me mashed potatoes with dinner the other night.

by anonymous July 12, 2018

Mashed

Getting high off marijuana

Male: what did you do last night bro?

Me: I got so mashed man, it was awesome.

by Memeking56 May 19, 2021

mashed sammich

A mashed sammich is when you take a piece of bread and smash it in your hand to eat like a sandwich. Nothing on it, just bread.

Boy: Grandpa I'm hungry

Grandpa: *smashes a piece of bread* There ya go, mashed sammich.

by ShitDemonFromDogma June 24, 2024