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muff mustache

The art of shaving ones pubic hair in a strategic way. The end result being, your pubes resemble a facial mustache. Also known as muff-stache for short.
Yo boots, your muff mustache totally looks like my dads handle bar mustache.

Yo my girlfriend had a total fu-manchu muff-stache.
by Papa Big Luv March 22, 2009
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Keyboard Muscles

People you come in contact with through forums, chat rooms, Facebook, and the like... who find satisfaction in arguing with you via their keyboard.

These are usually young adults who live in their mothers basement who could never be able to hurt you in real life, so they get out all their sexual/social/financial frustrations on the Interweb. Those with keyboard muscles usually have no job/hobby/significant other/family, therefore have all the time in the world to pick pointless fights with intelligent contributors to society.

They usually cannot spell to save their lives, and will try to insult you with everything they can think of. (which usually isn't anything that makes sense, AT ALL.)

The best way to deal with those morons with Keyboard muscles? Kill'em with kindness. It may sound sooo cliche, Just try it! It works everytime. You want to actually get to them? be the nicest you can be. ;) I'm pretty sure it overloads them blows their empty little heads up.

- We also see these types of muscles show on other things, like XboxLIVE- although known by other names. Please see: Xbox Live Dick
HaX0r.N3wB.pwner: lyk omg, u iz sucha fag bitch go die u stupit azz ho... u realy r dum u kno dat? I;ll slitt yur fekin throat n00b!!!!!1

Me: Wow, calm down honey. You are so right... I am such a noob. Can I feel your Keyboard Muscles? :)

HaX0r.N3wB.pwner: wtf r u tlkin about it doezt make sentss!!! I hatee u!!!!1
by ooh-La-Lauren December 2, 2010
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puddle muscles

slang for a woman's vagina, usually one that is tight and wet.
I Love when My girl's puddle muscles contract when she starts to cum.
by getcombowned February 17, 2014
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Bung Mustard

Firey, bung burning, explosive diarrhea. Like liquid acid pouring from your back door. Leaves the oring stinging for some period of time.
Oh man the bung mustard is really bad. I may have food poisoning. My ass is on fire!!!
by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017
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COVID musicians

Musicians who have sprung up during the COVID Pandemic due to having more time at home to learn an instrument.
I’ve bought two ukuleles and a Yamaha keyboard so far; clearly I’ve joined the ranks of the COVID musicians who’ve sprung up all over the world over the last few months!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2020
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got musked

to be scammed by a green energy grifter

a website about how a green energy grifter is scamming the world (gotmusked.com)
Man, Brian got musked by that CEO on Twitter who promised his cars would APPRECIATE in value.
by LoveMyTeslaBut April 22, 2021
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oxygen tank music

A catch-all term for popular music from the 1920's-early 1960's - jazz vocalists, big bands, barbershop, lounge singers, etc. So named because most of the remaining living fans of this music are quite elderly and can sometimes be seen at casino concerts with their scooters and oxygen tanks. In the radio business, the format is known as "adult standards" and is sometimes lumped into terms like "easy listening" and "beautiful music".
You went to see Bobby Vinton at the county fair?! I can't believe any of his fans are still alive; that had to be an oxygen tank music crowd. I bet you were the youngest person there.
by shoegaze1 October 15, 2013
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