mountain face 

A man whose smug face resembles that of the Rocky Mountains

Neil was too much of a mountain face for Malarie to resist

mountain face by Fluke69 February 25, 2017

mountain mace 

When you trim weed and get particles in your eye(s)

I can't see; I just mountain maced myself

mountain mace by Carl Cock February 28, 2017

mountain queef 

Inappropriate yodelling from ones vagina.

A small Swiss village was wiped out yesterday by an avalanche caused by a monumental mountain queef. Resue services are still searching for survivors - Reuters

mountain queef by Jammy11 April 23, 2017

Mountain badger 

A woman over the age of 50 sexually attracted to younger men

My grandmother is interested in my best friend. Definitely mountain badger activity!

Mountain badger by Xrock79 July 31, 2017

mountain taco 

Naked women encountered in the woods

I was camping with Rick and Jeremy when we stumble upon some mountain taco. We took that shit straight to the tent to enjoy Mother Nature's blessing.

mountain taco by Mateo El Bando De Campo October 15, 2017

mountain docking 

When skiing with a friend and your skis get intertwined. Is considered legally binding marriage if it happens on a Sunday in Canada.

I didn't fall today unless you count the mountain docking incident with Andrew.

mountain docking by notryan0rz October 27, 2017

Mountain hut

A very modest mountain cabin with minimal amenities.

Dude I just found a cheap place up in Lake Tahoe for the weekend! A nice little mountain hut! We can snuggle up together at night and I can finger yo butt!

Mountain hut by Big poppa 62353456 April 20, 2018