Masker

Someone who is of an extreme Liberal point of view and who has elevated COVID-19 prevention or mitigation to the point of a religious persuasion as a measure of political correctness, like they have become a zealot and judge and shame others for their “lesser” measures and difference of opinion. A Masker uses COVID-19 prevention to make a display of their extreme Liberal persuasion and self-defined political correctness, especially for others to see. Reference COVIDIAN as a similar term.

“Look at those two MASKERS! They just commented to that guy because he pulled his mask down in public to take a drink of coffee!” Or, “I wash my hands frequently and wear a mask, but I'm not going all MASKER and posting on social media about how we should be keeping the mask on even while driving solo!" Or, "Dude! Why you going all MASKER on me just because I don't agree with your opinion on the 2nd Amendment!"

by Spanky1968 September 28, 2020

Back-of-the-Mask Thinking

When the crisp-and-crude method of calculation, which yields an approximate instead of an exact answer to a problem, is done on a mask rather than on an envelope or a napkin.

With billions of people wearing a face mask to shield themselves against the coronavirus, the back-of-the-mask thinking is a lifelong guesstimation skill math teachers and tutors worldwide ought to promote to students during this pandemic crisis.

by MathPlus September 20, 2020

The Earl's Delightful Tea Mask

When you're wearing a kilt and squat over someone's face, with your balls near their mouth, and then fart.

It's bad enough you tackled him, worse that you did it while wearing a kilt, but did you really need to give him the Earl's Delightful Tea Mask?

by Zart Cosgrove August 20, 2006

Mask

Something that you should wear during coronavirus but like almost nobody does anyway.

JUST WEAR THE FRICKING MASK! What's better, a minor inconvenience for an hour or a major inconvenience of being on a ventilator for a week?

Karen: I DON'T NEED TO WEAR A MASK! LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
Bob: Yeah, if you wanna potentially die and kill others with covid...

by sirswagger21 July 8, 2020

Gorilla Mask

When a guy shaves his pubes and puts them in a bag. Then a girl gives him a blowjob until he is gonna cum. Then he will cum on her face. and empty th bag of pubes on her face. making the pubes stick to her face and looking like she is wearing a gorilla mask.

Jenna: "You know Mark?"

Jessica: "Yeah, I heard he gives massive Gorilla Masks

Jenna: "Its true, He gave me on and i used it on Halloween!"

by Dylan (triip) Herzberg January 9, 2009

gorilla mask

You shave off the person's pubes and put them in a ziplock bag. Then you spunk on their face and then sprinkle the hair over it.

Johnny helped me put together a gorilla mask for my halloween costume.

by Anonymous December 19, 2002

Maskhole

noun: a person who wears a mask below their nose or chin in a pandemic.

You need to pull your mask up. Don’t be a maskhole.

by Silver Vixen Diva September 21, 2020