rubber mate

The only friend you have left because you have accomplished making fun of everyone around you.

My rubber mate will be my best friend, my only friend.

by Mammagurl February 15, 2017

seat mate

the person (likely your very distracting bff) who you choose sit next to in class. This person will constantly harass you and the 2 of you will often get in trouble. do NOT be surprised if the teacher says things like "get your feet off the table and take off your eye masks, this isn't your living room and its not nap time" but ur too buzzed to even care.

girl: sauce me a waffle I'm hungry
bff: omg its blueberry eggo
girl: yayyyyy wanna take a nap
teacher: *sends email to parents saying*: In a nutshell, I feel that your daughter's performance in class is due almost entirely to not paying attention. Sometimes this is due to talking with her seat mate and sometimes this is due to sneak peeking at her phone.

by unicornsarereal May 6, 2018

Check Mate

When you are urinating in an empty washroom, and another man decides to use the urinal directly next to you instead of choosing literally any other urinal to pee in. After which, scoping your penis with a quick glance.

"Dude I swear to god you could of chosen any other urinal, but instead you check mate me..."

by kekmon 2 May 23, 2018

Lmao mate

A way to say something is funny
Originally used by the first colonies of Australia

- Hey, did you know that my money is green like my asshole
-Lmao mate

by Joj le Sis December 18, 2018

bruh mate

this is used when you don’t know what else to say or you want to be like alex or you can say bruh m8

my dad “i’ve just had a divorce with your mother”. me “ bruh mate

by bruh you don’t need my name March 2, 2019

stevo-mate

the most aussie dude out there. sniffing milo since 04. he knows the browns

oi stevo-mate did u root that sheila from last night

by PRESTO'S 4TH LEG June 2, 2019

war mate

What an Emo kid calls you when you are his new best friend

Thanks for my new eyeliner war mate ;)

by BrokenShower July 11, 2019