Limpatizer

Any woman ugly enough to remove an erection on sight.

That woman at the bar - she's hot, but don't look at the limpatizer to her left.

by hotroddrummer August 27, 2013

limpage

The immediate turning of an erect member into a floppy noodle.

Nick was having a great time with his girlfriend in bed.
Then she told him she wasn't enjoying it.
Nick suffered from a severe case of limpage.

by CearasuXxBalls October 9, 2013

limpyng pirate

When you are having a blow job and you going to came,aim for the eye and kick the girl in the leg.She will start moving and running around the roon like a pirate

I gave her the limpyng pirate this morning

by limpyng pirate March 17, 2017

Limprovement

The reduction of brewers droop after a big night out.

I had a brilliant night out with the missus the other day, but we had way to much to drink and I was struggling in the pant department to perform. Not to worry though, after an hour or so there was a big limprovement and we got down to action.

by SoulPusher August 7, 2018

Limpio

Limpio is being physically disabled, for example being in a wheelchair. This is not to be confused with the word Amplio, meaning mentally disabled.

You are Limpio,
No, you are!

by ericcartman1024 January 20, 2021

limpies

1) The Olympics
2) Erectile dysfunction

The Uzbekistani horse dancer fractured his pelvis in an accident during the limpies, and since then he's had a major case of the limpies.

by Nicholas D July 29, 2021

limpho

The best type of person to walk the Earth. Limpho is kind, loving, and almost always under pressure. People with this name rarely grow over 5’4, so take care of them. Most people with this name are right handed. This name roots from a important river in South Africa.

“Hey have you seen Limpho?”
“Yes, just look down.”

by Gray.sweaters November 24, 2021